Pinned
“Put the fucking worm on the fucking hook and cast the fucking thing”
- Bob & Paul go coarse fishing.
#MortimerandWhitehouse
- Bob & Paul go coarse fishing.
#MortimerandWhitehouse
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
“Put the fucking worm on the fucking hook and cast the fucking thing”
- Bob & Paul go coarse fishing.
#MortimerandWhitehouse
- Bob & Paul go coarse fishing.
#MortimerandWhitehouse
If Frankenstein’s monster came to me with a business proposal I’d definitely invest because he looks like the kind of guy that’s got his head screwed on.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If Frankenstein’s monster came to me with a business proposal I’d definitely invest because he looks like the kind of guy that’s got his head screwed on.
Sure, I’ve got the dread but it’s not Upstairs Downstairs, maths first lesson with Mr Blamires who can hit you with a blackboard rubber at 20 feet kind of dread.
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sure, I’ve got the dread but it’s not Upstairs Downstairs, maths first lesson with Mr Blamires who can hit you with a blackboard rubber at 20 feet kind of dread.
Old MacDonald had a bot farm,
AI AI o
AI AI o
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Old MacDonald had a bot farm,
AI AI o
AI AI o
Bloody love Turners, great duo
(Niche Hull tweet)
(Niche Hull tweet)
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Bloody love Turners, great duo
(Niche Hull tweet)
(Niche Hull tweet)
Reposted by Neil
If you unplug an electric fence 🤔
Would that make it an acoustic fence!? 🤓
Would that make it an acoustic fence!? 🤓
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If you unplug an electric fence 🤔
Would that make it an acoustic fence!? 🤓
Would that make it an acoustic fence!? 🤓
Reposted by Neil
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
trumpkennedycenter.org has some interesting redactions & also introduces the Epstein dancers 🫣
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
trumpkennedycenter.org
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
trumpkennedycenter.org has some interesting redactions & also introduces the Epstein dancers 🫣
Everybody takes the mickey out of the local nudist, Bobby ‘no pants’ McGee, but I think we should cut him some slacks.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Everybody takes the mickey out of the local nudist, Bobby ‘no pants’ McGee, but I think we should cut him some slacks.
I’ve nearly finished the nuts please send help.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’ve nearly finished the nuts please send help.
Couldn’t find the last of the stollen, for a minute I thought it had been nicked.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Couldn’t find the last of the stollen, for a minute I thought it had been nicked.
Really struggling to find a photo on the internet of man of the people Nigel Farage holding a pint of beer.
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Really struggling to find a photo on the internet of man of the people Nigel Farage holding a pint of beer.
Still got the weekend before work, lads.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Still got the weekend before work, lads.
Just seen a parking attendant ticketing cars in our village’s free car park.
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Just seen a parking attendant ticketing cars in our village’s free car park.
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
“Yeah, not bad thanks, quiet one, just how I like it”
- just rehearsing my lines for Monday 😐
- just rehearsing my lines for Monday 😐
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
“Yeah, not bad thanks, quiet one, just how I like it”
- just rehearsing my lines for Monday 😐
- just rehearsing my lines for Monday 😐
At least we agree with Americans how to write the date for a day a month.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
At least we agree with Americans how to write the date for a day a month.
Apparently Ronnie Wood is 78 but he has been in his 70s for the last 20 years, surely?#joolshootenanny
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Apparently Ronnie Wood is 78 but he has been in his 70s for the last 20 years, surely?#joolshootenanny
Is it just me that shakes a Brazil nut to see if it rattles prior to cracking it open to assess the odds of it coming out whole?
#probablyyouweirdo
#probablyyouweirdo
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Is it just me that shakes a Brazil nut to see if it rattles prior to cracking it open to assess the odds of it coming out whole?
#probablyyouweirdo
#probablyyouweirdo
Only when the shit hits the fan 😬
Can confirm we do say that
Turd in the hurl, as they say in Hull
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Only when the shit hits the fan 😬
I bet there’s not many husbands childish enough to leave the vacuum out to make sure the wife notices it’s been done but I’m one of them 😬
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I bet there’s not many husbands childish enough to leave the vacuum out to make sure the wife notices it’s been done but I’m one of them 😬
Reposted by Neil
Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go round the outside.
I didn't even know that American chickens could swim, never mind have their own swimming pools.
December 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I didn't even know that American chickens could swim, never mind have their own swimming pools.