Pinned
Hey, three little pigs - I wouldn’t worry about the big bad wolf, it’s very short sighted, it’ll all blow over.
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Hey, three little pigs - I wouldn’t worry about the big bad wolf, it’s very short sighted, it’ll all blow over.
High Five! 🙌
..Finally finished my Enid Blyton-esque novel about a group of youths who try drugs for the first time.
..Finally finished my Enid Blyton-esque novel about a group of youths who try drugs for the first time.
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
High Five! 🙌
..Finally finished my Enid Blyton-esque novel about a group of youths who try drugs for the first time.
..Finally finished my Enid Blyton-esque novel about a group of youths who try drugs for the first time.
Itching to get back to my job as Peter Mandelson's press secretary after my six month remote retreat sabbatical!
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Itching to get back to my job as Peter Mandelson's press secretary after my six month remote retreat sabbatical!
Red red wine by UB40, like dragging nails down a blackboard 😩
ANYTHING by Jamiroqiai. Awful. And that dreadful durge from the Titanic film. I've never watched the film because I hate that song so much.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Red red wine by UB40, like dragging nails down a blackboard 😩
On a sliding scale how slippery are fish?
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
On a sliding scale how slippery are fish?
What the fuck is a ‘Swurj ar’.
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
What the fuck is a ‘Swurj ar’.
Just seen on the back of a builder’s van:
‘IT ONLY NEED’S DOING RIGHT ONCE’
‘IT ONLY NEED’S DOING RIGHT ONCE’
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Just seen on the back of a builder’s van:
‘IT ONLY NEED’S DOING RIGHT ONCE’
‘IT ONLY NEED’S DOING RIGHT ONCE’
Happy birthday! I put a little something in your card which is winging its way as I type 😃👍 (If I guessed your address correctly🤞) Have a good un! 🥳🎂🎁🎈
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Happy birthday! I put a little something in your card which is winging its way as I type 😃👍 (If I guessed your address correctly🤞) Have a good un! 🥳🎂🎁🎈
Who’d have guessed I turned into a right little shit!
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Who’d have guessed I turned into a right little shit!
Butter wouldn’t melt, eh?!
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Butter wouldn’t melt, eh?!
This is who runs this account:
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is who runs this account:
“So is it true that you only let good friends shorten your name?”
…“That’s Rich, coming from you”
“Aww, thanks mate”.
…“That’s Rich, coming from you”
“Aww, thanks mate”.
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
“So is it true that you only let good friends shorten your name?”
…“That’s Rich, coming from you”
“Aww, thanks mate”.
…“That’s Rich, coming from you”
“Aww, thanks mate”.
Playing tig by yourself?
…Ooh, get you!
…Ooh, get you!
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Playing tig by yourself?
…Ooh, get you!
…Ooh, get you!
Thank heavens for Radcliffe & Maconie!
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Thank heavens for Radcliffe & Maconie!
Is Adam Buxton in the running? He’d be my vote..
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Is Adam Buxton in the running? He’d be my vote..
That could turn into a bit of a saga (see what I did there?!)
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 AM
That could turn into a bit of a saga (see what I did there?!)
Potter’s asthma cigarettes (they really were a thing) sprinkled into a cup of tea however most definitely did. They were a very strong hallucinogenic. My mate ended up in hospital 😬
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Potter’s asthma cigarettes (they really were a thing) sprinkled into a cup of tea however most definitely did. They were a very strong hallucinogenic. My mate ended up in hospital 😬
One of my schoolmates had heard that smoking cow shit would get you high. We tried it, it doesn’t 🤢
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 AM
One of my schoolmates had heard that smoking cow shit would get you high. We tried it, it doesn’t 🤢
I mean, nuts, right?!
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I mean, nuts, right?!
Halle Berry is 59 🤯
#TheGrahamNortonShow
#TheGrahamNortonShow
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Halle Berry is 59 🤯
#TheGrahamNortonShow
#TheGrahamNortonShow