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Neil
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𝘕𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨…
Pinned
Footnote:
Hey, three little pigs - I wouldn’t worry about the big bad wolf, it’s very short sighted, it’ll all blow over.
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
High Five! 🙌
..Finally finished my Enid Blyton-esque novel about a group of youths who try drugs for the first time.
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Itching to get back to my job as Peter Mandelson's press secretary after my six month remote retreat sabbatical!
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Red red wine by UB40, like dragging nails down a blackboard 😩
ANYTHING by Jamiroqiai. Awful. And that dreadful durge from the Titanic film. I've never watched the film because I hate that song so much.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
😂
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Morning!
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
On a sliding scale how slippery are fish?
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
What the fuck is a ‘Swurj ar’.
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Just seen on the back of a builder’s van:

‘IT ONLY NEED’S DOING RIGHT ONCE’
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Happy birthday! I put a little something in your card which is winging its way as I type 😃👍 (If I guessed your address correctly🤞) Have a good un! 🥳🎂🎁🎈
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Who’d have guessed I turned into a right little shit!
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Butter wouldn’t melt, eh?!
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This is who runs this account:
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
“So is it true that you only let good friends shorten your name?”

…“That’s Rich, coming from you”

“Aww, thanks mate”.
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Playing tig by yourself?
…Ooh, get you!
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Thank heavens for Radcliffe & Maconie!
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Is Adam Buxton in the running? He’d be my vote..
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
😬
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
That could turn into a bit of a saga (see what I did there?!)
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Potter’s asthma cigarettes (they really were a thing) sprinkled into a cup of tea however most definitely did. They were a very strong hallucinogenic. My mate ended up in hospital 😬
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 AM
One of my schoolmates had heard that smoking cow shit would get you high. We tried it, it doesn’t 🤢
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I mean, nuts, right?!
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Halle Berry is 59 🤯
#TheGrahamNortonShow
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM