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Amelia
@ameliamar.bsky.social
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ameliamar.bsky.social
the best posts reek of disdain for the reader
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
does anyone know? I mean it's fine if you don't...I was just wondering...
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Standup is a joke
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
What if computer code is nonbinary. What if computer code gender is a spectrum
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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pregnant27yearold4.bsky.social
I can only connect with people thru penatrative sex
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
[dog whines to go outside and she immediately does diarrhea] BELIEVE 👏 WOMEN 👏
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Saw a bumper sticker that just said

FUCK
COVID-19
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Nail salon artists invented the base 10 number system
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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snagrel.bsky.social
I'm like first chair violin of the Vienna Philharmonic playing in a crowded subway and you all are the preoccupied rubes wandering by with zero appreciation for art, no offense
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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syrkvt.bsky.social
Im at the bar with a seahorse dna roofie to impregnate men
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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syrkvt.bsky.social
fuck all of you Im here to talk to myself again
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
thought I had vastly underestimated the second career of Borat guy
Sources in a bibliography, including "Mindblindness: An Essay on Autism and Theory of Mind" by Baron-Cohen, S. Wikipedia page with photo of white-looking middle-aged man: Sir Simon Philip Baron-Cohen (born 15 August 1958) is a British clinical psychologist and professor of developmental psychopathology at the University of Cambridge. He is the director of the university's Autism Research Centre and a Fellow of Trinity College. Wikipedia entry: Baron-Cohen has an elder brother, Dan Baron Cohen, and three younger siblings: brother Ash Baron-Cohen and sisters Suzie and Liz. His cousins include actor and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and composer Erran Baron Cohen.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
I think God has me muted
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
I'm sorry but Instagram should not be making any sound. Or have a video editor. You should only be able to view 3 pictures a day
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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chigurhray.bsky.social
i’m fiscally insane & socially abnormal
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
I hope this email finds you in a nightmare of your own making
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
these aren't bits guys this is just my lived experience
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Just gave someone the wrong info about what track we were on and made them miss their train. I m going to hell
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
poster's brain will make you repeat "I'm beautiful because I'm amazing" to yourself 40x in one hour
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
drag queen name Sarah Tonin
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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femalerespecter69.bsky.social
its so amazing how we all find a way on here to keep saying different shit
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
"get ready with me" I will do no such thing
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Screenshot of tweet from Vanessa (@vanetosc) from Oct 26, 2018 only with some words replaced: [pomegranate arils] [go bad] so fast, like damn can I get to [the] house [party] first
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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ameliamar.bsky.social
I love being normal. And I'm very good at it!
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ameliamar.bsky.social
Good thing you put a sticker over your 3-day-old son's face. Otherwise we totally would've doxxed him
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM