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Amelia
@ameliamar.bsky.social
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thought I had vastly underestimated the second career of Borat guy
Sources in a bibliography, including "Mindblindness: An Essay on Autism and Theory of Mind" by Baron-Cohen, S. Wikipedia page with photo of white-looking middle-aged man: Sir Simon Philip Baron-Cohen (born 15 August 1958) is a British clinical psychologist and professor of developmental psychopathology at the University of Cambridge. He is the director of the university's Autism Research Centre and a Fellow of Trinity College. Wikipedia entry: Baron-Cohen has an elder brother, Dan Baron Cohen, and three younger siblings: brother Ash Baron-Cohen and sisters Suzie and Liz. His cousins include actor and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and composer Erran Baron Cohen.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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dreamt that someone i was on a mission with choked our other partner to death in the same bed next to me the night before we were supposed to execute the mission and I was awake for the whole thing but couldn't make any noise and in the morning I asked what happened to my tongue and the person said "you bit it off in the middle of the night" the next day they set off a nuke that we were way too close to, just to watch for fun
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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another one
draft of a post that says "I'm ok-themed"
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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the original x.com/vanetosc/sta...
tweet from @vanetosc on Oct 26, 2018: "Coochie hair grow back so fast, like damn can I get to his house first"
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Screenshot of tweet from Vanessa (@vanetosc) from Oct 26, 2018 only with some words replaced: [pomegranate arils] [go bad] so fast, like damn can I get to [the] house [party] first
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Post on r/AskHistorians 5 years ago by ProfessorBarium What did a Roman parking lot look like? Around a venue like the Coliseum where 10s of thousands of people came together, how would transportation be stored? What would the breakdown be of pedestrians, horseback riders, chariot riders, and others? Was theft a major concern? Was there such a thing as a rudimentary version of "The Club" or a wheel boot? 2.3K favs 107 comments
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Hemingway etc
For sale on Facebook marketplace: McDonald's uniform $1 used once
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The concept of a dog having free time
Instagram reel of dog sniffing carpet with caption "POV: You move into a new house and your dog spends his free time investigating every smell"
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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same for this
bluesky post being written: what the da hell 😂
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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obama "gotta have them ribs. and pussy, too!"
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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i have this thought at least once a day
draft of a post: I feel goog 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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inspired by
screenshot of one of my drafts from 2021: "how many people should you typically betray in a year? is it 8 or is it 9? I always forget"
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Hegel:
Kid from the "Does anyone know if we have to..." meme: "Does anyone know"
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Recent searches where does personality come from bob dylan hard rain quisling how to deal with nonexistance
July 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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just discovered apparently I wrote this down in the middle of the night
from the notes app: I was supposed to be shaken from my branch but actually I'm a newborn leaf unfurling...
June 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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excerpt from book: be faced with male condescension and prejudice—"L'homme que je pourrais aimer n'est pas né, et il ne naîtra peut-être que plusieurs siècles après ma mort," as George Sand lets Lélia observe
June 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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tweet of mine from Jan 4, 2021: interesting [screenshot of google search "can Italians be named Greg" and results "Greg in Italian is Gregorio"]
June 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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screenshot of draft from April 24: I'll know I've made it the day I have a selfie with a retweet
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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bored so I decided to become perfect
a selfie. Amelia is a white person in her twenties with brown hair and parted bangs, wearing a black square neck top, a gray cardigan, and silver hoop earrings
June 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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wish I could write punchlines as good as this
dating app bio: 6'3 from 🇸🇪 (Sweden) looking for some casual fun and nice memories, will be landing newark friday morning around 0530 AM lets get breakfast and have fun;) i have 12 hours
June 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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just kidding
drafts from the notes app: I am not "nice" I live in fear of the consequences of displeasing others Hey can I come to your downtown and speak the worst Spanish you've ever heard with a confusingly decent Italian accent If the French only knew what y'all were doing with their word "bouffer"... What a cute dog! Can I have it - learning how to say this in Spanish No it's ok I wouldn't fuck me either. But mostly cause I'm straight My bangs are at an awkward length and it's been affecting my canvassing numbers When I'm bored I ask an accountant to describe why landlords don't count as "rent-seeking behavior." Just to see them squirm Driven to tears but at least I'm not the one driving So horny they put me on bedrest. Which so far isn't helping So horny I'm bedridden I'm whatever the opposite of asexual is [being arrested outside the pussy petting booth at the cat adoption fair] im sorry. I'm sorry. I misunderstood wish I could give my nervous system holidays off Sorry I'm such a huge bitch. It's just that I'm a really big bitch I Have No Thoughts But I Must Post Life is so much more gorgeous and so much more terrible when you have empathy Being well-adjusted is 90% of your hotness score Washed my sheets and they came out dirtier. guess that's just the effect I have on people 💯 Pretty cool validation economy we've created for ourselves here on bluesky . com basically I just rawdog life. except for sex Daydreaming about a teenage daughter I don't have...l understand you perfectly Lorde This gun has taken me to places I wouldn't go even at my horniest Well I actually really typically usually don't care, so He was a catch but I wasn't a throw 😔 I'm a huge harmless sweetie except for when I'm being a big bothersome bitch If you live on Long Island you might as well live across the Atlantic from me
June 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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guest appearance
my brother's dog (small, black) reclining in her bed and looking over her shoulder towards the camera. Her head and back are draped elegantly with her blanket so it looks vaguely turban- or scarf-like Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring
June 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Disappointed by the decline in the quality of writing (both overall plot and scene-to-scene dialogue) in comparison to the subtlety, cohesion, and indigineity of the first season. Unfortunately must conclude that 
1) the first season was a product of the unique incubator of covid and, much like Severance S1, that environment of intense artistic collaboration may never be replicated; 
2) what was meant to be four seasons should never have been condensed into a single season that tries to accomplish more than it has space for, but rather reworked to be more appropriate for the new scale; 
3) this season downplays the motives and drama between characters (the most fascinating and successful part of S1) to prioritize the drama between empire and resistance, whereas S1 struck a better balance between both; 
4) the structure of the season alienates us from the characters and actually lends to the trivialization of their dramas, because it cuts us off from them for those great gaps of time before passing them off to new writers and new directors in new settings without much time to be redrawn — while some of that valuable time has to go to frequent (and sometimes clunky) exposition; and 
5) when given the opportunity you should never try to reinvent French Costume design was flawless though
June 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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happy pride
tweet of mine from Jan 3, 2022: What sexuality is this [screenshot from Wikipedia image file "Rainbow Deuteranopia" (i.e. red-green color blindness). It looks like a flag with horizontal stripes of ocher, gold, brown and blue]
June 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Andor season 1 vs Andor season 2 [derogatory]
poster for the film Battle of Algiers, a famous dramatization of the Algerian people's struggle for independence from the French after 100 years of occupation poster for the 2012 remake of Les Mis
June 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM