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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
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Breaking: Donald Trump signs an executive order banning Hershey bars for using pronouns.
I've given up doing puzzles for Lent.

I'm probably supposed to be doing good deeds and suchlike, with the extra time, but I'm mostly just wondering whether I would have been able to do today's Connections, or would it have been about American sports terms again.
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Just forgot how to spell 'featuring' halfway through writing it. Never let anyone tell you that sleep is overrated.
britney spears is making a funny face with her tongue out .
Alt: britney spears yawning
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Catholics during Lent, telling Muslims during Ramadan about not eating crisps until Easter.
February 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.

Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Just realised I can call my chapter on street signage and navigation "Legs and legibility". Good day's work, there. Might clock off
February 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
He's getting a back, sack and crack wax?
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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He was blue and blue all over.
February 16, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Happy Pancake Day Eve. Be sure to leave out the syrup and lemon juice for Cousin Pancake.
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
An EU diplomat had to sit through Maga Mike Waltz talking about the many wars Trump ‘ended’, and her hilarious facial expressions said it all www.thepoke.com/2026/02/16/e...
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 AM
The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens www.thepoke.com/2026/02/15/t...
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
It should be illegal for the National Lottery to send me any messages that aren't telling me I've won. I don't need any extra false hope in my life, thank you very much.
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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So glad we have massively restructured transgender care on based on the works of someone who believes absolute nonsense.
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Phillips "This is not a country where people get thrown in jail for things they say"

@zackpolanski.bsky.social points out 2,700 people have been arrested for holding signs

And well done to Zack for challenging Phillips smear that 'from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free' is antisemitic
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Accidentally referred to Valentine's Day as Halloween. Your move, Dr. Freud.
#ValentinesDay
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
When someone tells you to make a mental note, they don't mean write it on a cabbage with an eyebrow pencil. I know that now.
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Highlander 3: The Cunting
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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(letting one rip in a crowded lift)

Pam Bondi: The Dow is over 50,000 and you're asking me about farting?!
Traffic police: Can you explain why you've just driven the wrong way down the freeway at 110 mph?

Pam Bondi: The Dow is over 50,000 and you're asking me about driving??
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Traffic police: Can you explain why you've just driven the wrong way down the freeway at 110 mph?

Pam Bondi: The Dow is over 50,000 and you're asking me about driving??
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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What's it got to do with you, mate? When we want someone to lionise Caesar after his death, we'll let you know. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Marc Anthony says Beckham family feud is 'unfortunate' but 'hardly the truth'
The 57-year-old performed at Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz Beckham's wedding reception in 2022.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Be a love and watch me fillum [again]. And ask your pals too plz.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Long Story Short - Series 1: Doppelgänger
When ten-year-old Josie Johns met her doppelgänger, it kicked off a decade of intense and bitter rivalry. Now an adult, Josie is about to confront her double and settle some scores.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM