The Grand Old Dike of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.

I would like this very much please

No, 2026 is Naval Warfare Through The Ages

I'm 30 and I'm here to inspect everyone's money.

My guess at the theme:

Cereals From Around The World

And I'm off to Google gochujang

I don't think the fish would like to be reminded of boats.

I'm going to write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen