BB
@thebryceisright.bsky.social
Just here for good vibes. Lawyer in Houston. History buff. News junkie.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables
“There are more things on Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in Smurf philosophy”
- Hamlet
- Hamlet
To smurf, or not to smurf, that is the question
- Hamlet
- Hamlet
Do you smurf your thumb at us, sir?
- Romeo & Juliet
- Romeo & Juliet
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“There are more things on Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in Smurf philosophy”
- Hamlet
- Hamlet
You get a beer, and you get a beer, and YOU get a beer!
September 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You get a beer, and you get a beer, and YOU get a beer!
They finally did it guys
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They finally did it guys
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the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal
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One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”
Just saw a dude park a fork lift in a handicapped spot at a gas station and idk what to say about that it just wasn’t on my bingo card today or ever
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just saw a dude park a fork lift in a handicapped spot at a gas station and idk what to say about that it just wasn’t on my bingo card today or ever
I was a young boy that had big plans, now I’m just another man smoking meat, watching football, and complaining about the government
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I was a young boy that had big plans, now I’m just another man smoking meat, watching football, and complaining about the government
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Either somebody tells me what extortion means or I am going to start breaking kneecaps
February 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Either somebody tells me what extortion means or I am going to start breaking kneecaps
A website that sells beer, but none of it comes in bottles or kegs.
OnlyCans
OnlyCans
A website where I continuously drop sick beats.
OnlyJams
OnlyJams
September 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A website that sells beer, but none of it comes in bottles or kegs.
OnlyCans
OnlyCans
Slightly diminish a book
The Middle Aged Man and the Sea
The Middle Aged Man and the Sea
Slightly diminish a book
Dante's Tempe, AZ
Dante's Tempe, AZ
Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Slightly diminish a book
The Middle Aged Man and the Sea
The Middle Aged Man and the Sea
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“Hey Jim, I’m gonna need one more square block to fill that order. Yeah, yeah, we got all six … remember I told you about that new guy? Got a story for you about him”
December 20, 2023 at 12:54 AM
“Hey Jim, I’m gonna need one more square block to fill that order. Yeah, yeah, we got all six … remember I told you about that new guy? Got a story for you about him”
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I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass
January 22, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass
He’s going the distance
January 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
He’s going the distance
Credence Clearwater Redistribution of Wealth
Creedence Clearwater Resident Evil
creedence clearwater resuscitation
January 15, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Credence Clearwater Redistribution of Wealth
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There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face the consequences of the terrible choices you made in your dream
December 23, 2023 at 9:19 PM
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face the consequences of the terrible choices you made in your dream
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Silverware is so funny it’s like “here’s a little set of tools to help you get the food in your mouth”
December 13, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Silverware is so funny it’s like “here’s a little set of tools to help you get the food in your mouth”
Over hundreds of millions of years, dead animals turned into flammable liquid underground, and now you need to pay $50 to inject that ancient dead animal liquid into a machine that sets it on fire or you won’t be able to feed your family
December 3, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Over hundreds of millions of years, dead animals turned into flammable liquid underground, and now you need to pay $50 to inject that ancient dead animal liquid into a machine that sets it on fire or you won’t be able to feed your family
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i’m not dumb or smart but rather a secret third thing
November 21, 2023 at 11:33 PM
i’m not dumb or smart but rather a secret third thing
What’s cooler than being cool?
This statement from Biden about Henry Kissinger is one cold-blooded shiv of a paragraph, to a degree that I truly didn't expect we were going to get.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
December 1, 2023 at 1:13 AM
What’s cooler than being cool?
You don’t really know your Uber driver until he’s telling you about his sperm count, and you shouldn’t know your Uber driver like I got to know mine just now
November 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM
You don’t really know your Uber driver until he’s telling you about his sperm count, and you shouldn’t know your Uber driver like I got to know mine just now
I put on my jewelry just to go to the bodega.
It’s a watch. I usually wear a watch.
It’s a watch. I usually wear a watch.
November 10, 2023 at 9:02 PM
I put on my jewelry just to go to the bodega.
It’s a watch. I usually wear a watch.
It’s a watch. I usually wear a watch.