dr. bitch
@borzoilover47.bsky.social
just a phd student who’s trying their best 👍🏻 (they/she)
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dr. bitch
@borzoilover47.bsky.social
· Nov 17
due to personal reasons i need to lay down for 7 years
unfortunately i don’t know how to stop saying “that’s a problem for future me” about things i should definitely be worried about at present
March 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
unfortunately i don’t know how to stop saying “that’s a problem for future me” about things i should definitely be worried about at present
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saying must be a full moon to the ups guy every day and not elaborating
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
saying must be a full moon to the ups guy every day and not elaborating
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i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
“I recommend being in the office at least every weekday,” Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, wrote in a memo. He added that “60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity.” nyti.ms/41yElFc
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
when i get what i want but it turns out it’s not what i need
February 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
when i get what i want but it turns out it’s not what i need
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is it considered polite to warn your dentist about the cyanide tooth
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
is it considered polite to warn your dentist about the cyanide tooth
i saw ur cruel quip and was just wondering if u ever thought about fundamentally changing as a person
December 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
i saw ur cruel quip and was just wondering if u ever thought about fundamentally changing as a person
as u will see on my résumé, my skills include worrying myself sick about things out of my control, creating problems out of nothing, and proficiency in microsoft excel
November 26, 2024 at 4:13 PM
as u will see on my résumé, my skills include worrying myself sick about things out of my control, creating problems out of nothing, and proficiency in microsoft excel
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[nodding thoughtfully] i don’t get it
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
[nodding thoughtfully] i don’t get it
drinking enough caffeine to develop a previously undiscovered anxiety disorder
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
drinking enough caffeine to develop a previously undiscovered anxiety disorder
my 5 year plan is to fuck around for 4 years and then rly lock in year 5
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
my 5 year plan is to fuck around for 4 years and then rly lock in year 5
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[t pain autotune voice] I have cliiiiiiiinical depressionnn babayyy
November 20, 2024 at 8:38 PM
[t pain autotune voice] I have cliiiiiiiinical depressionnn babayyy
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sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 PM
sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"
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sorry for finding meaning in everything that’s my bad
November 20, 2024 at 6:53 PM
sorry for finding meaning in everything that’s my bad
today my therapist will learn that there are weeks where decades happen
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
today my therapist will learn that there are weeks where decades happen
a dear friend of mine in Beirut is in need of help securing housing amidst the ongoing aggression. it would mean the world to me if you’d consider supporting their campaign if you’re able and sharing to spread reach <3
https://gofund.me/7baaf5fe
t.co
November 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
a dear friend of mine in Beirut is in need of help securing housing amidst the ongoing aggression. it would mean the world to me if you’d consider supporting their campaign if you’re able and sharing to spread reach <3
life sure has been happening a lot lately
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
life sure has been happening a lot lately
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does anybody know if everything will be ok in the end
February 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
does anybody know if everything will be ok in the end
the bluesky app as i redownloaded it:
November 13, 2024 at 10:41 PM
the bluesky app as i redownloaded it:
no i don’t know what i’m doing but i do know i’m doing it with love in my heart
May 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
no i don’t know what i’m doing but i do know i’m doing it with love in my heart
yea i’ll be ok i just need 7 to 10 years to get over it
May 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
yea i’ll be ok i just need 7 to 10 years to get over it
hey can u give me a couple minutes i just need to reconcile all my past troubles real quick
May 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
hey can u give me a couple minutes i just need to reconcile all my past troubles real quick
green shirt enthusiast
April 23, 2024 at 11:15 PM
green shirt enthusiast
sorry for being inactive it’s because of (gestures around broadly) y’know
April 23, 2024 at 11:13 PM
sorry for being inactive it’s because of (gestures around broadly) y’know