High Thoughts
highthoughts.bsky.social
High Thoughts
@highthoughts.bsky.social
Why does time exist?
January 11, 2024 at 3:22 AM
“Locking up” and “locking down” can mean the exact same thing
January 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Almost every person in the world is the world record holder of something oddly specific
December 26, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic
December 24, 2023 at 9:30 AM
In 40 years, the majority of grandparents will likely play video games
December 24, 2023 at 3:04 AM
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face the consequences of the terrible choices you made in your dream
December 23, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Inheritance is just your family member’s dropped loot
December 21, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Would you rather be 50% correct 100% of the time, or entirely correct 50% of the time?
December 21, 2023 at 9:26 PM
My biggest flex is being able to open and close school bus windows
December 21, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Concrete and glass are both made mostly from sand, which makes skyscrapers hella tall sandcastles
December 21, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing
December 21, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Gummy worms have more bones in them than real worms
December 20, 2023 at 11:05 PM
If time is so valuable, why is my time only worth $9.50/hr?
December 20, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Living people eat dead mushrooms, while living mushrooms eat dead people
December 20, 2023 at 8:42 PM