HyperbolLee
@the-lee.bsky.social
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i hadn’t considered the penis enhancement was an inspector gadget scenario
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i hadn’t considered the penis enhancement was an inspector gadget scenario
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
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there's gotta be a better way to say this
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
there's gotta be a better way to say this
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[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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Modest Maus
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Modest Maus
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Whew okay wait ELEVEN
FYI, it’s not true that Georgia walk-on London Seymour is charged with 131 felonies for property damage at a UGA dorm.
It’s “only” 11. Apparently some glitch in the jail log web.
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It’s “only” 11. Apparently some glitch in the jail log web.
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enigma.athensclarkecounty.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Whew okay wait ELEVEN
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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It’s gotten to the point where you’ll be surprised if something terrible in the world wasn’t planned out in the Epstein emails. You’ll be searching for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken not hitting the way it used to and be like “wow I guess he didn’t have anything to do with that one”
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It’s gotten to the point where you’ll be surprised if something terrible in the world wasn’t planned out in the Epstein emails. You’ll be searching for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken not hitting the way it used to and be like “wow I guess he didn’t have anything to do with that one”
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call that man a socialist now because he is publicly owned
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
call that man a socialist now because he is publicly owned
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Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
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never meant to make the nazis cry/
i am just a myth and not a guy
i am just a myth and not a guy
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
never meant to make the nazis cry/
i am just a myth and not a guy
i am just a myth and not a guy
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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So, let me get this straight: the Sacramento Kings held firm, wanting a first-round pick for Keon Ellis.
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
So, let me get this straight: the Sacramento Kings held firm, wanting a first-round pick for Keon Ellis.
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
Then, turned around and said:
"Well, we’ll take no picks, take a bad contract, while saving you $50M in tax, AND pay 2 second round picks, just for fun."
Am I getting this right?
#NBA
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NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
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It's almost like none of the 7-year-olds on my kid's basketball team are even paying attention to the principles of zone defense or pick and roll that I'm shouting at them from the stands
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It's almost like none of the 7-year-olds on my kid's basketball team are even paying attention to the principles of zone defense or pick and roll that I'm shouting at them from the stands
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goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
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hello yes I want to be clear what is the most sex crimey night on your sex crime island, because that is the night I am most interested in
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hello yes I want to be clear what is the most sex crimey night on your sex crime island, because that is the night I am most interested in
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
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Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
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Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet
Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.
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January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
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have we tried making other fruits taste like cotton candy or are we just sticking with grapes
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
have we tried making other fruits taste like cotton candy or are we just sticking with grapes