Certified Good Neighbor
@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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It's not how friendly Trump was to Mamdani. It's how hostile the leading Dems have been to Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's not how friendly Trump was to Mamdani. It's how hostile the leading Dems have been to Mamdani.
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We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
Got a text poll. Looks like well be fighting over Uber’s liability and arbitration clauses this november.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Got a text poll. Looks like well be fighting over Uber’s liability and arbitration clauses this november.
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
change one letter and ruin a candy
Slickers
Slickers
change one letter and ruin a candy
Hershey’s Pisses
Hershey’s Pisses
change one letter and ruin a candy
Pilk Duds
Pilk Duds
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
change one letter and ruin a candy
Slickers
Slickers
First with words, but would consider hammers...
doing my part to bash AI every chance i get
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
First with words, but would consider hammers...
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This Friday, friends. Make your voice(s) heard!
Image credit: WFDC
Image credit: WFDC
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This Friday, friends. Make your voice(s) heard!
Image credit: WFDC
Image credit: WFDC
Scenic Routes is trauma informed bicycle repair.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Scenic Routes is trauma informed bicycle repair.
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Thinking about all the pots I can smash in your cabin.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thinking about all the pots I can smash in your cabin.
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These old folks walking on Virginia St bike blvd thanked me for walking in the street. I encourage people to walk in the streets on berkeley bike blvds. Lots of street walkers reminds motorists they should not drive on bike blvds.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
These old folks walking on Virginia St bike blvd thanked me for walking in the street. I encourage people to walk in the streets on berkeley bike blvds. Lots of street walkers reminds motorists they should not drive on bike blvds.
If you know me, this is the least surprising thing ever
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you know me, this is the least surprising thing ever
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Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
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may life treat you the same way you treat service workers
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
may life treat you the same way you treat service workers
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What I mean by no mandate. Lurie was only the first choice of 26% of voters, barely more than 2nd and 3rd place. As a political unknown in a weak field of candidates, he managed to be the least disliked. That's it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What I mean by no mandate. Lurie was only the first choice of 26% of voters, barely more than 2nd and 3rd place. As a political unknown in a weak field of candidates, he managed to be the least disliked. That's it.
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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There is no reason to believe Waymo or Zoox will be any different.
Remember all the hype about how Uber and Lyft would allow people to live car-free?
Well, it turns out ridehail has no discernible impact on car ownership at all.
Analysis from Glenn Mercer's excellent newsletter:
glennmercer.substack.com/p/the-impact...
Well, it turns out ridehail has no discernible impact on car ownership at all.
Analysis from Glenn Mercer's excellent newsletter:
glennmercer.substack.com/p/the-impact...
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There is no reason to believe Waymo or Zoox will be any different.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
Watching Lord of the Rings with the oldest child and every 15 minutes another ancestral meme is birthed before us.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Watching Lord of the Rings with the oldest child and every 15 minutes another ancestral meme is birthed before us.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Biden’s Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act almost exclusively funded highways and roads and it looks like it displaced state and local transit investments :(
After the law went into effect, we find that it produced a major boost in spending on streets/highway-related investment, adjusted for inflation.
But spending on non-streets/highway investment, like rail transit, flatlined. States & cities *reduced* spending on rail transit after the law passed.
But spending on non-streets/highway investment, like rail transit, flatlined. States & cities *reduced* spending on rail transit after the law passed.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Biden’s Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act almost exclusively funded highways and roads and it looks like it displaced state and local transit investments :(
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Kids using AI to write papers are missing out learning the critical formatting buggery I used to hit my page counts.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Kids using AI to write papers are missing out learning the critical formatting buggery I used to hit my page counts.
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There are certain dudes I will always suspect are three beers and a monochromatic/single-sex audience away from giving voice to the most repulsive opinions on Earth. he was always top of that list, even before we had proof.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There are certain dudes I will always suspect are three beers and a monochromatic/single-sex audience away from giving voice to the most repulsive opinions on Earth. he was always top of that list, even before we had proof.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”