Certified Good Neighbor
@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
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I acknowledge that San Francisco rests on the unceded ancestral homeland of the Ramaytush Ohlone people. I honor their sovereignty, their enduring presence, and their continued care for this land. Wishing everyone a thoughtful and respectful Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I acknowledge that San Francisco rests on the unceded ancestral homeland of the Ramaytush Ohlone people. I honor their sovereignty, their enduring presence, and their continued care for this land. Wishing everyone a thoughtful and respectful Thanksgiving.
Striving to be mindful of my anti-suburban prejudices and then mom says "I think that new apartment building is for people getting out of prison."
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Striving to be mindful of my anti-suburban prejudices and then mom says "I think that new apartment building is for people getting out of prison."
Getting to hug the giant Derpy balloon would fix me.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Getting to hug the giant Derpy balloon would fix me.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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That’s a wrap for Natalie’s chances of the appointment. The relationship of Mayor Lurie to the police union is that of Kermit the Frog to Jim Henson.
I’m not saying the Mayor is only a puppet. I am saying the union has their entire arm up his ass and he says their words exclusively.
I’m not saying the Mayor is only a puppet. I am saying the union has their entire arm up his ass and he says their words exclusively.
The president of San Francisco’s police union has urged Mayor Daniel Lurie to drop Natalie Gee from his short-list of potential Sunset supervisors over her views on the union and public safety issues.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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With growing interest in social housing in SF, maybe it’s a good time to re-up this Q&A I hosted last month. In addition to lessons from Seattle, @uhshanti.bsky.social goes over SF efforts so far, so it’s a great way to get up to speed!
Municipal Social Housing: What can California learn from Seattle’s win? — California DSA
By now, San Francisco is famous not just for unaffordable rent, but also for its acrimonious debates about how to solve the problem. One well-funded contingent asserts it’s all about making it easier ...
www.californiadsa.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
With growing interest in social housing in SF, maybe it’s a good time to re-up this Q&A I hosted last month. In addition to lessons from Seattle, @uhshanti.bsky.social goes over SF efforts so far, so it’s a great way to get up to speed!
Fucking Gavin Newsom ass neolib shit is not going to save us.
Talking to my mother about her solar panels and learning we have crammed so many rent seeking for-profit middleman between her and her own ass electricity.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fucking Gavin Newsom ass neolib shit is not going to save us.
Talking to my mother about her solar panels and learning we have crammed so many rent seeking for-profit middleman between her and her own ass electricity.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Talking to my mother about her solar panels and learning we have crammed so many rent seeking for-profit middleman between her and her own ass electricity.
By choosing a City Hall outsider, the electorate has cut out the middleman in our oligarchy.
missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-r...
missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-r...
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
By choosing a City Hall outsider, the electorate has cut out the middleman in our oligarchy.
missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-r...
missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-r...
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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snowy does have infinitely more city hall experience than the last pick
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
snowy does have infinitely more city hall experience than the last pick
D4 is now in full revolt. We are ungovernable. None shall appease us. missionlocal.org/2025/11/dist...
District 4 hopeful, who voted only once since 2019 and was a Republican, is out
Wannong “Tiffany” Deng missed nine consecutive elections before voting this month and was a registered Republican until 2022.
missionlocal.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
D4 is now in full revolt. We are ungovernable. None shall appease us. missionlocal.org/2025/11/dist...
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@esksf.bsky.social's column today speculates that Connie Chan and allies will run a doomed prop to close Sunset Dunes park, just to turn out voters for Chan.
But a good chunk of No on K voters are in congressional district 15, outlined, and can't vote for Chan.
But a good chunk of No on K voters are in congressional district 15, outlined, and can't vote for Chan.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@esksf.bsky.social's column today speculates that Connie Chan and allies will run a doomed prop to close Sunset Dunes park, just to turn out voters for Chan.
But a good chunk of No on K voters are in congressional district 15, outlined, and can't vote for Chan.
But a good chunk of No on K voters are in congressional district 15, outlined, and can't vote for Chan.
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Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
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November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenslide
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenslide
About to ride my bike to do some local small business holiday shopping as a perfect ray of sunshine shines out of my ass.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
About to ride my bike to do some local small business holiday shopping as a perfect ray of sunshine shines out of my ass.
Finally getting the recognition I deserve.
Cargo bike parents are the best of BlueSky!
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finally getting the recognition I deserve.
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Had to quit dairy and now I owe a karmic debt to all the vegans who created the market demand for cashew yogurt.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Had to quit dairy and now I owe a karmic debt to all the vegans who created the market demand for cashew yogurt.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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It's not how friendly Trump was to Mamdani. It's how hostile the leading Dems have been to Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's not how friendly Trump was to Mamdani. It's how hostile the leading Dems have been to Mamdani.
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We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.
Got a text poll. Looks like well be fighting over Uber’s liability and arbitration clauses this november.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Got a text poll. Looks like well be fighting over Uber’s liability and arbitration clauses this november.