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jcoltkelly.bsky.social
Certified Good Neighbor
@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
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professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
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By choosing a City Hall outsider, the electorate has cut out the middleman in our oligarchy.

missionlocal.org/2025/11/sf-r...
Landlords to successfully apply for the program and agreed to hold vacant units are under no obligation actually sign a lease with any of the RV dwellers who might apply, they will collect the fee, no matter what.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenslide
Frankenstein’s monster escaping an explosion by sliding down a cobbled drainage chute. A missed opportunity to raise his hands over his head and say weeeeeee!
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If you know me, this is the least surprising thing ever
Map of California from the find my app showing the right earbud somewhere north of Lake Tahoe and the left earbud is here with me in San Francisco.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Having brunch with Ida Spreckles at the cheesecake factory.
Statue of unknown washerwoman at top of plinth at union square. Skyscrapers in the background.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Meanwhile
Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons, discovering that the Honda symbol has been stolen from his car while principal Skinner cringes in the background
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The beautiful moment
between waking up to something trending and finding out what it’s in reference to.

A moment when anything is possible.
Screen cap of two bathroom related skeets without much context.
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Hit the stairs like clomp-ca-clomp
Foot is hot, sweat’n like a swamp
Get outta bed and the boot goes on
A flat foot phenomenon!
A single foot inside of a walking cast a black boot. If you’re curious, my food is fine there was no accident. I’ve just been having some nerve pain after a big hiking trip and my podiatrist thought two weeks in a boot would help. It’s not helping my attitude.
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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last frame of that amazing video where ICE tries to chase a dude on a folding bike but they're too slow and stupid to get even close to him and one of them's wearing a cowboy hat so I've added an amusing thought bubble above him that says "dagnabit ah dun fergot muh howrse"
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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How the emails find me
The saddest mail transfer box, all rusted out.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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They wouldn't unleash untested technology out into the world just to see what would happen that's crazy.
Person sleeping in the back of their Tesla while it's on self driving mode. The Lost Boys from Alien Earth
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Trillionaires aren't geniuses and make all kinds of stupid choices- whaaaaaaahhhhh?
Boy Kavalier and his dirty ass feet from Alien Earth
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is it dumb that the response to a spaceship crash is a squad of armed marines running around yelling 'search and rescue' from behind their big ole guns? And even the medic has a gun?

Idk bro remember when we flew airplanes at the coronavirus? news3lv.com/news/local/t...
"Search and Rescue" team from alien earth.
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Every time I think Alien Earth can't get any stupider I realize it's just holding a mirror up to our own society man.
Actor Sydney Chandler standing in a futuristic hallway about to get eaten by some aliens probably.
September 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Rode my bike to the big box hardware store, which includes this view:
The california coast seen from the closed southbound lanes of great highway southern extension.
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Does baby know about the poop'n hammock?
Tuexedo cat making a bed of my pajamas while i'm trying to poop
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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can't stop laughing at this
some kinda computer shit showing whattsamatta with T's guts or something
August 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Pretty sure that's Squanchy
sketchy drawing of a cat holding a brown paper bag it's Squancy from Rick and Morty which is a better show than it's fans make it seem so don't judge me for posting Squanch
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The forbidden arcade game.
The controls of the boarding gangway.
August 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Just a little hidden gem only locals know about.
Some nice chairs in an airport lounge
August 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Hey come on I'm just trying to show my appreciation for famous white comedian Eddie Murphy and his trademark yellow wads.
August 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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in case anyone is confused @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Venn diagram again, Things that will make people's lives better vs Things the oligarchy will allow. Arrow point to the oligarchy circle and is labeled 'trans sports bans' but that's crossed out and under it you read' making human rights conditional'
July 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Moms rule
Text from Mom asking “How was tsunami in your area?”
July 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Guys what if instead of this we had 3 cars waiting to make a left turn?
sunsetdunes.org
July 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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staying up late playing video games, as one does.
On my ottoman, a notebook and a bunch of scraps of paper with letters on them that I am trying to descramble because Blue Prince is a hell of a gam. zoom in on the scraps, some of them are arranged to form the word PUSH, does it mean anything? I don't know.
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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haha this might be the most San Francisco part of the story

www.sfgate.com/realestate/a...
Fans of the show will notice the home’s interior doesn’t look at all like what’s displayed on TV, though show creator Jeff Franklin did aspire to transform it into the ’90s sitcom set when he purchased the property in 2016 for $4 million. He even got permits from the city to do so, though they were later revoked when his plans caused an uproar among neighborhood residents who were afraid of the landmark becoming even more popular.
July 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM