Certified Good Neighbor
@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
The only other person I know who looks like this has been 86'd from every bar in a 2 mile radius.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The only other person I know who looks like this has been 86'd from every bar in a 2 mile radius.
🎶 I got a head the size of California
I got a dick, as thick as the Rio Grand
I got an ass that could smother both Dakotas
I'm a big, big, big, big dumb man. 🎶
I got a dick, as thick as the Rio Grand
I got an ass that could smother both Dakotas
I'm a big, big, big, big dumb man. 🎶
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
🎶 I got a head the size of California
I got a dick, as thick as the Rio Grand
I got an ass that could smother both Dakotas
I'm a big, big, big, big dumb man. 🎶
I got a dick, as thick as the Rio Grand
I got an ass that could smother both Dakotas
I'm a big, big, big, big dumb man. 🎶
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What I mean by no mandate. Lurie was only the first choice of 26% of voters, barely more than 2nd and 3rd place. As a political unknown in a weak field of candidates, he managed to be the least disliked. That's it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What I mean by no mandate. Lurie was only the first choice of 26% of voters, barely more than 2nd and 3rd place. As a political unknown in a weak field of candidates, he managed to be the least disliked. That's it.
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao