Dude Process
@noplansjustvibes.bsky.social
Bad jokes, good takes, liberation theology and far far too much professional wrestling
Sorry but I will always be rooting against Malik Willis. Liberty University should not be a viable path to NFL, and if nobody is going to stop that I will simply hate them into remaining scrubs.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sorry but I will always be rooting against Malik Willis. Liberty University should not be a viable path to NFL, and if nobody is going to stop that I will simply hate them into remaining scrubs.
Your government has abandoned you, GI!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
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They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Your government has abandoned you, GI!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
They have sent you to die in Venezuela!
The imperialists don’t care about you!
You cannot win this war, GI Joe! Defect!
You are fighting a rich man’s oil war, GI!
They will give you a medal at your death!
Make sure to like and subscribe for more content!
I don’t think there is going to be any real consequences for the Trump-Epstein stuff but I do think there is a not insignificant portion of his base for whom elite pedophile networks have become a more load-bearing part of their politics than his cult of personality, and they may get wild with it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don’t think there is going to be any real consequences for the Trump-Epstein stuff but I do think there is a not insignificant portion of his base for whom elite pedophile networks have become a more load-bearing part of their politics than his cult of personality, and they may get wild with it.
I’m sorry but I can’t see Trump performing oral sex on anyone. That’s more altruism than he has in him.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m sorry but I can’t see Trump performing oral sex on anyone. That’s more altruism than he has in him.
I got suspended years back for telling Senator John Cornyn to jump in a lake. That’s just a nice summer activity!
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got suspended years back for telling Senator John Cornyn to jump in a lake. That’s just a nice summer activity!
It’s important to remember how much “failing New York Times” was a punching bag that elevated Trump in his first run and how much their response to this was to consistently find ways to be worse at reporting and look like bigger losers
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s important to remember how much “failing New York Times” was a punching bag that elevated Trump in his first run and how much their response to this was to consistently find ways to be worse at reporting and look like bigger losers
If you ask me we should get rid of the nickel and revalue the penny at 5 cents
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you ask me we should get rid of the nickel and revalue the penny at 5 cents
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if you died in 2019 and your remains were used as a body double for Jeff Epstein please send a tip to Dropsite News
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
if you died in 2019 and your remains were used as a body double for Jeff Epstein please send a tip to Dropsite News
Treat based fascism continues to be prevalent ideology of this hospice case of a nation
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Treat based fascism continues to be prevalent ideology of this hospice case of a nation
Today was the day my son was supposed to be born. I had so much I was planning on preparing over the extra 2.5 weeks I was gonna have had he not come early. I can confidently say that there is no chance I would’ve been prepared. There was nothing that I could’ve learned.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today was the day my son was supposed to be born. I had so much I was planning on preparing over the extra 2.5 weeks I was gonna have had he not come early. I can confidently say that there is no chance I would’ve been prepared. There was nothing that I could’ve learned.
God I hate this fucking country
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
God I hate this fucking country
Superintendent Chalmers voice:
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Superintendent Chalmers voice:
When the good fairy turns Little Bunny Foo Foo into a goon, this is clearly meant to shame and castigate him, but doesn’t do anything to keep the field mice from being bopped on the head in the future. To me, this is not restorative justice.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When the good fairy turns Little Bunny Foo Foo into a goon, this is clearly meant to shame and castigate him, but doesn’t do anything to keep the field mice from being bopped on the head in the future. To me, this is not restorative justice.
Why would anyone sign up for a 50 year mortgage? You’re better off spending a decade getting really good at deed fraud and scamming your landlord into ownership
every day like a dozen people from the trump admin openly pledge their dedication to widespread immiseration
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why would anyone sign up for a 50 year mortgage? You’re better off spending a decade getting really good at deed fraud and scamming your landlord into ownership
I think there’s a pretty solid chance that the thing that the Democratic establishment learns from Mamdani is candidates with mustaches
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think there’s a pretty solid chance that the thing that the Democratic establishment learns from Mamdani is candidates with mustaches
That is the look of a man who knows he’s got a low lottery number on the same drawing
This photo encapsulates Trump better than the combined word count of every article ever written about him.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That is the look of a man who knows he’s got a low lottery number on the same drawing
One of the people in that bad oped is Helen Andrews who I must mention every single time she comes up is the one who was called a tramp on CSpan when on a panel with her ex
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One of the people in that bad oped is Helen Andrews who I must mention every single time she comes up is the one who was called a tramp on CSpan when on a panel with her ex
If you are prognosticating the 2028 election you are planning for the 2030s. Can you imagine any type of future for humanity under 2032 president Gavin Newsom?
The unofficial 2028 Democratic presidential field is taking shape — and it’s sprawling. Could the candidate be Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer or a dark horse like Rahm Emanuel?
Here are the top contenders:
Here are the top contenders:
Analysis | Ranking the 2028 Democratic presidential contenders
There already are a few standouts among Democrats’ potential 2028 candidates, but the long road to the next presidential contest features plenty of dark horses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you are prognosticating the 2028 election you are planning for the 2030s. Can you imagine any type of future for humanity under 2032 president Gavin Newsom?
If you don’t feel comfortable biking on the street than you aren’t ready for the biking game.
That said, as mad as it makes me I still feel like I have to bite my tongue each time because pedestrians and cyclists fighting each other is what the car people want.
That said, as mad as it makes me I still feel like I have to bite my tongue each time because pedestrians and cyclists fighting each other is what the car people want.
What do y'all think about adults riding bikes on the sidewalk
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you don’t feel comfortable biking on the street than you aren’t ready for the biking game.
That said, as mad as it makes me I still feel like I have to bite my tongue each time because pedestrians and cyclists fighting each other is what the car people want.
That said, as mad as it makes me I still feel like I have to bite my tongue each time because pedestrians and cyclists fighting each other is what the car people want.
Man we can’t be doing this in 2025. About a show where the main character’s most distinctive trait is loving Joe Biden. 2025.
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Man we can’t be doing this in 2025. About a show where the main character’s most distinctive trait is loving Joe Biden. 2025.
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Facebook sent me down a rabbit hole and I need you to know there are WAY more lava lamp guys than I could’ve imagined
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Facebook sent me down a rabbit hole and I need you to know there are WAY more lava lamp guys than I could’ve imagined
Should’ve thrown batteries at this guy when I had the chance
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Should’ve thrown batteries at this guy when I had the chance
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i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
Reupping this: hiring a Cuomo for mayor alum should be looked at like you’ve brought in a sex offender. Someone needs to treat these racists and climbers a lesson. They should learn six months of paychecks footed by Bill Ackman means your career is donezo.
It’s a higher ideal than the Dems want to live up to, but there should be a blanket blacklist on anyone who works on the Cuomo campaign. If you so much as hire the same coffee fetcher as he had this year the DNC should say you are getting zero party funds.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reupping this: hiring a Cuomo for mayor alum should be looked at like you’ve brought in a sex offender. Someone needs to treat these racists and climbers a lesson. They should learn six months of paychecks footed by Bill Ackman means your career is donezo.