Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹
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believe in a better future for it is all that you can do - @jael.bsky.social
park ranger-bureaucrat in Darkest Nevada, pushing papers for our public lands. EMT, PIO, Draymond stan, erstwhile racing flack. opinions are mine, and so is Clayton. 🏳️🌈
park ranger-bureaucrat in Darkest Nevada, pushing papers for our public lands. EMT, PIO, Draymond stan, erstwhile racing flack. opinions are mine, and so is Clayton. 🏳️🌈
they literally do, though. Texans voted for a Republican-controlled state government which imposed a bathroom ban. in the real world, they chose this.
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
they literally do, though. Texans voted for a Republican-controlled state government which imposed a bathroom ban. in the real world, they chose this.
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straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
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We have moved so far past the need for stage racing
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
We have moved so far past the need for stage racing
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Middle of nowhere.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Middle of nowhere.
Government is nothing more or less than people serving people. It's so refreshing to see a politician who gets that - and embraces it with joy.
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Government is nothing more or less than people serving people. It's so refreshing to see a politician who gets that - and embraces it with joy.
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
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absolutely damning indictment of these people that ETTINGERMENTUM was quicker on the uptake about their fantasies being something that should have died than they were
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
absolutely damning indictment of these people that ETTINGERMENTUM was quicker on the uptake about their fantasies being something that should have died than they were
anyone who believes this is either completely delusional or independently wealthy, and is in either case safely insulated from the real-world consequences of their beliefs.
there would be no real concrete effects of an AOC presidency that would be materially different from a JD Vance presidency because they all work for the capitalist ruling class and not for us, yes including AOC. we don't need a different president we need a dictatorship of the proletariat.
This is about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
My earnest advice to you is to stop worrying about labels like "liberal" and "conservative" and think about the immediate, concrete, REAL effects of, say, an AOC presidency vs. A JD Vance presidency
My earnest advice to you is to stop worrying about labels like "liberal" and "conservative" and think about the immediate, concrete, REAL effects of, say, an AOC presidency vs. A JD Vance presidency
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
anyone who believes this is either completely delusional or independently wealthy, and is in either case safely insulated from the real-world consequences of their beliefs.
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underrated move patting the punching hand like a quarterback about to let one fly deep
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
underrated move patting the punching hand like a quarterback about to let one fly deep
Schumer and Jeffries executed a strategy funding almost the entire government, rejecting nearly all of Trump's proposed cuts - and forced Republicans to split out DHS which means Dems can hold up its funding indefinitely. That is a huge victory!
And they did this all with a double minority!
And they did this all with a double minority!
You should really bring that up with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries while they do Fuck all but fund the fascist govt forces.
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Schumer and Jeffries executed a strategy funding almost the entire government, rejecting nearly all of Trump's proposed cuts - and forced Republicans to split out DHS which means Dems can hold up its funding indefinitely. That is a huge victory!
And they did this all with a double minority!
And they did this all with a double minority!
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tank SUVs, ring cameras, being afraid of riding the bus...paranoia is so fancy
interesting that these people — and fellow travelers like bari weiss — insist on large, expensive security details. they are status markers, i suppose.
“.. using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought ..”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
tank SUVs, ring cameras, being afraid of riding the bus...paranoia is so fancy
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One reason why public servants have for cause job protections is exactly to protect against this: an expert public servant with years of training fired from their job because they failed to satisfy the personal whims of egotists.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
One reason why public servants have for cause job protections is exactly to protect against this: an expert public servant with years of training fired from their job because they failed to satisfy the personal whims of egotists.
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so how much time per day does kristi noem spend in littlespace
“…in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem's blanket was left behind on a plane, according to people familiar with the incident.”
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
so how much time per day does kristi noem spend in littlespace
"The Germans explode all over the course" - a direct quote from the men's snowboard cross commentator.
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"The Germans explode all over the course" - a direct quote from the men's snowboard cross commentator.
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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who up bigbangizing peta-dieties into they hyperbigbang core
We all know about the Claude spiritual bliss attractor state. But what happens when you let Grok talk to itself for a long time? Answer:
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
who up bigbangizing peta-dieties into they hyperbigbang core
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
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Man. All these people suck so bad on an interpersonal level. Each and every one of them are followed by a dozen anecdotes that would end careers at a real company.
“.. Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give polygraph tests to employees they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane ..”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Man. All these people suck so bad on an interpersonal level. Each and every one of them are followed by a dozen anecdotes that would end careers at a real company.
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Moderna is gonna shift all R/D into fat shots. We deserve the lows!
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Moderna is gonna shift all R/D into fat shots. We deserve the lows!
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genuinely a country of Nothing Bad Can Happen, It Can Only Good Happen
I think a key part of American politics of the last two decades or so is that because it is so broken and nothing gets done, people assume that promises won't happen (accept for the ones they like)
“Everything he was doing to make America great I was cool with up until he started messing with the immigrants,” said Andre Lewis, 32, who lives in White Bear Lake.
Gotta love the American voter
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Gotta love the American voter
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February 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
genuinely a country of Nothing Bad Can Happen, It Can Only Good Happen
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Significant- CNN on DOGE: "Inside the White House, the cost-cutting crusade marked by mass firings and blanket funding eliminations is largely seen as over"
The White House is signaling no more RIFs and no more rescissions, with Trump trying to distance himself from DOGE
www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/p...
The White House is signaling no more RIFs and no more rescissions, with Trump trying to distance himself from DOGE
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‘They put me on there to die’: Conservatives unload on GOP’s failures to carry out DOGE cost-cutting | CNN Politics
The budget-slashing Department of Government Efficiency that upended the federal government at the start of President Donald Trump’s second term has stalled out on Capitol Hill, a reality that’s left ...
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February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Significant- CNN on DOGE: "Inside the White House, the cost-cutting crusade marked by mass firings and blanket funding eliminations is largely seen as over"
The White House is signaling no more RIFs and no more rescissions, with Trump trying to distance himself from DOGE
www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/p...
The White House is signaling no more RIFs and no more rescissions, with Trump trying to distance himself from DOGE
www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/p...
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ok so just some context for the post on the left here. before all this started every county except for hennepin county has already done this for a long time and it seems like, as much as i’m pissed at her, witt did not actually budge on it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
ok so just some context for the post on the left here. before all this started every county except for hennepin county has already done this for a long time and it seems like, as much as i’m pissed at her, witt did not actually budge on it.
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This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost
Homan in Minnesota: "I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been underway this week and will continue."
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost