The Bearminator
@the-bearminator.bsky.social
Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
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Some of you don’t know how to plant a seed and its sows.
Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
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Poking my brain with a stick to see if it's still alive, accidentally unlocking a portal to a new dimension that only I can see and no one believes it's not just the brain damage talking
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Poking my brain with a stick to see if it's still alive, accidentally unlocking a portal to a new dimension that only I can see and no one believes it's not just the brain damage talking
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‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
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Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
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having a wood chipper would be fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
having a wood chipper would be fun
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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I'm a Hugger.
A real Hugger.
Not a pat a shoulder Hugger
But a
" Hey did you just fucking steal my soul" Hugger ?
Gotta problem
The exit is over there
A real Hugger.
Not a pat a shoulder Hugger
But a
" Hey did you just fucking steal my soul" Hugger ?
Gotta problem
The exit is over there
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I'm a Hugger.
A real Hugger.
Not a pat a shoulder Hugger
But a
" Hey did you just fucking steal my soul" Hugger ?
Gotta problem
The exit is over there
A real Hugger.
Not a pat a shoulder Hugger
But a
" Hey did you just fucking steal my soul" Hugger ?
Gotta problem
The exit is over there
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Propagandist Barbie:
And folks,remember..
Execution Sites are coming to a town center near you
So grab your goggles
And we will see ya there
Sponsored by putin puppets and various corporations
And folks,remember..
Execution Sites are coming to a town center near you
So grab your goggles
And we will see ya there
Sponsored by putin puppets and various corporations
April 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Propagandist Barbie:
And folks,remember..
Execution Sites are coming to a town center near you
So grab your goggles
And we will see ya there
Sponsored by putin puppets and various corporations
And folks,remember..
Execution Sites are coming to a town center near you
So grab your goggles
And we will see ya there
Sponsored by putin puppets and various corporations
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DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
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whimsy would be a lovely name for a solar system
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
whimsy would be a lovely name for a solar system
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The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
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together we can conquer the world of warcraft
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
together we can conquer the world of warcraft
For someone with so little to say you say it well.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
For someone with so little to say you say it well.
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i googled ‘felching’ so you wouldn’t have to, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i googled ‘felching’ so you wouldn’t have to, Charlie Brown
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
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I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
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you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
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I prefer a good sandwich to a baguette, because evil baguettes evil.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I prefer a good sandwich to a baguette, because evil baguettes evil.