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Fat, Acid, Skeet.
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I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out.

Total idiot. Go Phillies.
My recent YouTube history
"Bird mistakes"
"Funny birds"
"Ferret bloopers"
"10 hours funny animals"
"Funny pets"
"Fletching definition"
Instead of reading weird pseudo-journalistic nightmare fuel, have you tried videos of watching dogs getting spa baths
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Feet are coming to Fortnite
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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god I hate how funny this rotten nazi fuck is
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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why did i assume this would be about ralph nader
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sam DarNOld.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Lots of players in the Madrid game choosing to use the medical tent for non-football related ailments because it’s free.
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
God dammit, I'm going through a personal rough patch right now, and I've been revisiting some old favorite albums while I'm stuck in bed.

Todd Snider has been getting a lot of plays. It's heartbreaking to hear he died. I'm glad I got to see him live as often as I did, I wish I'd seen him live more.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.

www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Everyone cheering for Northern Lights and long exposure, meanwhile I’m cheering for Apollo and the Rule of the Heliosphere
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is great, I louvre it.
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.

There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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www.mysanantonio.com/news/austin/... A spokesperson for the Texas State Employees Union CWA Texas Comptroller fired Austin resident Caleb Newton on October 28 due to a video he shared on his personal social media accounts encouraging other residents to attend the No Kings Day rally on October 18.
Texas state employee allegedly fired over No Kings rally support
The former Texas Comptroller employee said he had received promotions and merit-based raises prior to his firing.
www.mysanantonio.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The real enthusiasts are the worst, fuckin booaboos.
Cannot even imagine how horrible this app must be
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM