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sysjq.bsky.social
Fat, Acid, Skeet.
@sysjq.bsky.social
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I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out.

Total idiot. Go Phillies.
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The famous Onion Subway promotion showing 2 foot longs for 9.11. Never forget. There's also a guy who looks like a plane crashing into sandos that look like buildings. He's full of jet fuel.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A two-panel Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis. Panel 1: Jon Hinkley is shown holding a brown paper bag up to his mouth, blowing air into it. The sound effect "FFFFF" is written above his head, indicating he is inflating the bag. Odie, the big dumb president, stands next to him, looking curious with his tongue hanging out. Panel 2: Jon is smiling and holding the now-inflated paper bag as he quickly punches or hits it against a nearby column or pillar, causing the bag to burst. The sound effect "POW!" is written in a large speech bubble next to the action. Odie is standing on top of the column, which is now shaking with a distressed, worried face drawn on its side, representing the column's reaction to the sudden POW! noise. Odie's paws are visible on the top edge of the column.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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lol, skyline delivers.
A screenshot of my skyline, the first visible skeet is our big dumb president falling asleep in his chair at various points during an oval office event. The next skeet is DJ Boozy Brunch's quote skeet, quoting a picture of the Star trek character Captain Picard falling asleep on the bridge of the USS Defiant.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The classic option.
A screenshot of a tweet from the user "largemann" (@lrgmnn). The tweet text says: "fighting baseball for super famicom. some japanese guy had to come up with a whole league of fake american names" Below the text is an image of a blue screen from a retro 16-bit video game, likely the team roster or player selection screen, displaying a list of incredibly misspelled or comically fake-sounding American names in white, pixelated text. The names listed in two columns are: Left Column: * SLEVE MCDICHAEL * ONSON SWEENEY * DARRYL ARCHIDELD * ANATOLI SMORIN * REY MCSRIFF * GLENALLEN MIXON * MARIO MCALWAIN * RAUL CHAMBERLAIN * KÉVIN NOGILNY * TONY SMEHBIK * BOBSON DUGNUTT Right Column: * WILLIE DUSTICE * JEROMY GRIDE * SCOTT DOURQUE * SHOWN FURCOTTE * DEAN WESREY * MIKE TRUK * DWIGT RORTUGAL * TIM SANDAELE * KARL DANDLETON * MIKE SERNANDEZ * TODD BONZALEZ The original tweet was posted at "6:40 a.m. · 27 Dec 16" and has "8,404 RETWEETS" and "24.8K LIKES." It's a hilarious look at localization attempts gone wonderfully wrong! (Yes, I used genai for this alt text, sorry everyone)
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Screenshot of an all time famous tweet from Megan Amram (@meganamram) which reads: yeah, sure, i like sorkin. sorkin my own dick
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Especially good with the @anti-aging.bsky.social labeler
A screen shot of the original post self-identifying as Jeremy with the addition of a label with the text Jeremy which is applied to Jeremys who self-identify as Jeremy.
September 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Well I was hoping someone else was going to post it.
The nutrition label for pork brains in gravy, the cholesterol per serving is 3190mg, 1060% of the daily recommended value.
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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And now my @mlb.com at bat app just switched to Japanese?? What's going on here
September 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Movie poster from the hit movie Kokanee Bear
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Screen shot of this clown's bio. Murdered Iraqis in multiple illegal wars. Zionist. Astros fan. It's so on the nose I'm afraid I'm about to block a good satire account but I'm not going to risk it 😂
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A photo of Jamaican musician Eek-A-Mouse with a speech bubble at the bottom of the photo
July 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Zelda says congrats
A very sleepy senior dog, she has blonde hair with a face and snout that used to be jet black but is now heavily grey.
July 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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🥂
Oban.
A glass of Oban Scotch on a dirty coffee table.
June 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Zelda
A blonde dog with a black snout walking towards the camera in the late afternoon sun.
June 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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The iconic picture of the Tiananmen Square tank man
June 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A wheelie pop sticker above the pisser at Burke Gillman Brewing
May 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The classic Saddam's hiding place meme image
May 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Now THIS is a skyline
A screenshot of this post of Liza followed by Willow the Cat, and a copy of an ad for Fat Frog ice cream bar from Good Humor
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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A screenshot of Condor Air's Christmas Tree luggage regulations. It reads: Transporting Christmas Trees Christmas trees up to 100 cm (39.3 in) in height are transported free of charge. Christmas trees that are 101 cm (39.7 in) or taller are transported at the excess baggage rate applicable at the time. In addition, trees must also meet the following criteria for transport: The tree may not be taller than 180 cm (70.7 in) It must be portable, and packed in a net without any root balls. It must have a valid health certificate (depending on the destination), which can be obtained from the local Plant Protection Office (Pflanzenschutzdienst) in the respective federal state. It must be registered before the flight with the Condor Special Reservations service
May 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Dawg. What?
Post from the old place from @Notabigjerk. I know they're here too but this thing doesn't have drafts and I'm stupid and lazy. Text of the post: I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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My zzyzx stats showing my four treasured live versions of lifeboy. 2/21/03 2/21/20 8/27/21 4/18/24
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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That cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
Promo photo for the one season wonder, Flash Forward. Is it really good or does it just seem good because they never had to try to wrap it all up? Would they have landed it or Lost it? Who knows! Bring it back.
April 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The well known "do something" meme with the text replaced with "cum on. . ." It has a watermark from a popular generator site because I'm lazy and stupid, but I'm also not going to name them because no free clout.
April 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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A picture of the toy "Bopit". This is the Extreme 2 version.
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM