Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."
Plus you could dance to it! (But yes, that was a lot of subtext and imagery.) And...
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Plus you could dance to it! (But yes, that was a lot of subtext and imagery.) And...
No, but you might score big on Ebay with that.
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
No, but you might score big on Ebay with that.
How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Thanks so much. I wasn't scolding you for the A.I., just saying, I get yelled at for posting it, and usually it's squirrels driving tanks and stuff, which is really intensive to make happen in real life.
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Thanks so much. I wasn't scolding you for the A.I., just saying, I get yelled at for posting it, and usually it's squirrels driving tanks and stuff, which is really intensive to make happen in real life.
Thanks. I'd repost it but I get yelled at every time I repost A.I.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Thanks. I'd repost it but I get yelled at every time I repost A.I.
Thank you. Honored.
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Thank you. Honored.
If you wait for them to go on sale on Amazon they're like $19.
February 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you wait for them to go on sale on Amazon they're like $19.
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
We have a rack of them for friends. Otherwise no one will come up on the roof deck with us.
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 AM
We have a rack of them for friends. Otherwise no one will come up on the roof deck with us.
All the times.
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
All the times.
We sell a lot of hoodies that way. But yes, October is gorgeous.
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
We sell a lot of hoodies that way. But yes, October is gorgeous.
We had dim sum for Christmas this year at a place in Ghiradelli square. It was terrific. Soup dumplings are still strange and magical to me.
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
We had dim sum for Christmas this year at a place in Ghiradelli square. It was terrific. Soup dumplings are still strange and magical to me.
It was 73 degrees yesterday. No wind. In February.
But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.
But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
It was 73 degrees yesterday. No wind. In February.
But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.
But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.
LOL, that does seem to be filling up the feeds today, doesn't it?
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
LOL, that does seem to be filling up the feeds today, doesn't it?
The "Stick" was a weather nightmare in itself. Our Giants announcers, who both played there, talk all the time about how grocery bags would blow across the field during a game, and sometimes there'd be a frozen turkey inside.
Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.
Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The "Stick" was a weather nightmare in itself. Our Giants announcers, who both played there, talk all the time about how grocery bags would blow across the field during a game, and sometimes there'd be a frozen turkey inside.
Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.
Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.
Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.
looks good to me
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
looks good to me
Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
Is that the one where pedophiles use puppies as bowling balls while quoting scripture?
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
That sounds like it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
That sounds like it.
I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Are wolf packs family units?
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Are wolf packs family units?