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theauthorguy.bsky.social
Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
25K followers 5.1K following 3.5K posts
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!*

*and a bow tie
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
noseinabook.bsky.social HoulaMa @noseinabook.bsky.social · 16h
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
The Aunties of Dogwood Animal Rescue Project / Sonoma County, CA
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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donni.bsky.social
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
From the Hamill House to your's:

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN MOTHERFUDGING
PURPLE ANTLERS!
melissjpeltier.bsky.social Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 1d
#DailyZiggy
Reindog with visions of sugarplums dancing in his head.
#DogsOfBlueSky
Ziggy In reindeer antlers.
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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theherdhouse.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
A Yorkie mix named Wellington with floppy ears and a candy cane/antlers headband on.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
nvrlss.bsky.social Greñas @nvrlss.bsky.social · 1d
Got one! 🫎
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
saying
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
nigeldcat.bsky.social nigeldcat.bsky.social @nigeldcat.bsky.social · 1d
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Junie and Doug Fir. Rescues enjoying the best of life.
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
vagabondvivant.com mike @vagabondvivant.com · 1d
The are two kinds of dogs

@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Bella in antlers: "Can I have my treat now? Is it time for treats?" Spiro in antlers: "How could you make me suffer this indignity I thought we were friends."
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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therickydavila.bsky.social
A reminder that President Obama spent Christmas Eve as President with children at hospitals.

The orange felon will spend the holidays with corrupt billionaires and immoral loyalists friends at his crime hub Mar-a-Lago at taxpayer expense.

There’s a huge difference.
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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seanflynn61.bsky.social
a bulldog wearing reindeer antlers is sitting with its tongue hanging out and wishing merry christmas .
ALT: a bulldog wearing reindeer antlers is sitting with its tongue hanging out and wishing merry christmas .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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ladyjenpool.bsky.social
It is time for the annual reading of the sacred text.

Now reading The Stupidest Angel: a heartwarming tale of Christmas terror by @theauthorguy.bsky.social
The cover of The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore.
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
MOTHERFUDGING FUZZY-FACED
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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steevhead13.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!!
🌟
🎄🐿 ✌️😎
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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tacojocko.bsky.social
Since we've moved into the hat universe now, Daisy is grateful that she can wish you happy holidays @theauthorguy.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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twotrickponies.bsky.social
will dogs in santa hats count? lyublyu sends his best arooOOoooos
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
 Persister @persister.bsky.social · 1d
@theauthorguy.bsky.social This shepherd is ready to do double duty…pulling Santa’s sled and guarding her flock. Merry Christmas! 🎄 #DogsInAntlers
Black German Shepherd dog wearing gold Christmas antlers
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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stefanejones.bsky.social
After my German Shepherd's latest blood donation, the blood bank coordinator asked for her to pose in a little photo booth. She tried to fit Daphne with antlers, but MAN she was just not into having anything on her head.

Even just sitting there she had this sad "this is beneath my dignity" face.
Very serious looking German Shepherd posed in a Christmas-themed photo booth, with a tree, presents, etc.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
tonymcfee.bsky.social TheAmericanCanine @tonymcfee.bsky.social · 2d
Happy Christmas Eve everyone. (With a special holiday greeting to @theauthorguy.bsky.social )
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
SUPER-EXCITED MOTHERFUDGING
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
killerweasel.bsky.social Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 2d
Teddy in antlers for @theauthorguy.bsky.social (He wasn’t super excited)
St. Bernard in antlers
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
ARE YOU MOTHERFUDGING
KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHE SAYS
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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audhdeepdive.bsky.social
yup
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
theauthorguy.bsky.social
Every Democratic congressional staffer better be spending the day unredacting Epstein files before they are "fixed".
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM