Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."
How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.
Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
Is that the one where pedophiles use puppies as bowling balls while quoting scripture?
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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I should not have to say this but if you are a legal observer your job is not to go snitch on any and all illegal things.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I should not have to say this but if you are a legal observer your job is not to go snitch on any and all illegal things.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
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The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
From the Court Order:
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
From the Court Order:
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Greeley Garage Sale Theatre is presenting the 2nd production of FOOL: THE HILARIOUS TRUE STORY OF KING LEAR, my adaptation of @theauthorguy.bsky.social's best-selling novel (and featuring @timidwerewolf.bsky.social as a fetching Sister Basil). Check it out if you can! Call (970) 573-6332 tor tix.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Greeley Garage Sale Theatre is presenting the 2nd production of FOOL: THE HILARIOUS TRUE STORY OF KING LEAR, my adaptation of @theauthorguy.bsky.social's best-selling novel (and featuring @timidwerewolf.bsky.social as a fetching Sister Basil). Check it out if you can! Call (970) 573-6332 tor tix.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Thursday update: Harold came down for a peanut! Look how happy he is 🥰 I guess he finally got bored and hungry enough to brave the snow #sqrlpix
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Thursday update: Harold came down for a peanut! Look how happy he is 🥰 I guess he finally got bored and hungry enough to brave the snow #sqrlpix
Importing this joke from Threads. It legit cracked me up.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Importing this joke from Threads. It legit cracked me up.
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Frey: "In Mpls, we heard them say they'll end this siege when we hand over voter rolls. The DOJ is being used as a weapon. They're investigating me and several other local elected officials not because we've done something wrong because we speak on behalf of our constituents.
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Frey: "In Mpls, we heard them say they'll end this siege when we hand over voter rolls. The DOJ is being used as a weapon. They're investigating me and several other local elected officials not because we've done something wrong because we speak on behalf of our constituents.
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Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
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Thank you to everyone for making calls. The Senate voted 55–45 to block the spending package.
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Thank you to everyone for making calls. The Senate voted 55–45 to block the spending package.
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An online rumor claims authorities with ICE, the FBI and the DEA arrested more than 5,000 cartel members as part of a Minneapolis campaign named Operation Iron North. That never happened. ❌
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Don't believe rumor about 'Operation Iron North' cartel member arrests in Minneapolis
According to online posts, ICE, the FBI and the DEA collaborated on the mission, arresting more than 5,000 cartel members.
www.snopes.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
An online rumor claims authorities with ICE, the FBI and the DEA arrested more than 5,000 cartel members as part of a Minneapolis campaign named Operation Iron North. That never happened. ❌
www.snopes.com/fact-check/o...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/o...
This will be interesting. There's a lot of power and money in Santa Barbara, and while, yes, many are conservative, many aren't, and they will not be fucked with. The maids, nannies, and gardeners of Montecito live in Santa Barbara. The MicroPeen Gestapo done stepped in it again.
ICE doesn’t de-escalate, it escalates, then runs.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This will be interesting. There's a lot of power and money in Santa Barbara, and while, yes, many are conservative, many aren't, and they will not be fucked with. The maids, nannies, and gardeners of Montecito live in Santa Barbara. The MicroPeen Gestapo done stepped in it again.
I just had to add "unfuckable" to my MS Word dictionary. I can't believe it's taken this long. In my defense, I don't use Word to type my resumé.
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I just had to add "unfuckable" to my MS Word dictionary. I can't believe it's taken this long. In my defense, I don't use Word to type my resumé.