Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Does Andy Kim not know how hard it is to be in the Senate? Chris Murphy? Maybe you can condescend to them, too. Explain to THEM why their colleagues HAD to cave. Yes cave. Remember your "Trump will never run" mantra from 2014-2016? Being wrong will never stop you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Does Andy Kim not know how hard it is to be in the Senate? Chris Murphy? Maybe you can condescend to them, too. Explain to THEM why their colleagues HAD to cave. Yes cave. Remember your "Trump will never run" mantra from 2014-2016? Being wrong will never stop you.
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com OMG, stop mansplaining like we're all idiots. We know it's hard. They signed up for hard. The 8 were all veterans, this was not their 1st vote. Not even their 1st shutdown.
Does Bernie know? Do the other 38 Democratic know?
The party was coalescing. They fucked us.
Does Bernie know? Do the other 38 Democratic know?
The party was coalescing. They fucked us.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com OMG, stop mansplaining like we're all idiots. We know it's hard. They signed up for hard. The 8 were all veterans, this was not their 1st vote. Not even their 1st shutdown.
Does Bernie know? Do the other 38 Democratic know?
The party was coalescing. They fucked us.
Does Bernie know? Do the other 38 Democratic know?
The party was coalescing. They fucked us.
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Not buying it, Lawrence. We didn't march in the street. Organize and donate. Stuff envelopes and make calls. Face down armed soldiers. We didn't do any of that to have our team cave.
IT IS A LOSS. They squandered the greatest amount of political capital since Obama.
IT IS A LOSS. They squandered the greatest amount of political capital since Obama.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Not buying it, Lawrence. We didn't march in the street. Organize and donate. Stuff envelopes and make calls. Face down armed soldiers. We didn't do any of that to have our team cave.
IT IS A LOSS. They squandered the greatest amount of political capital since Obama.
IT IS A LOSS. They squandered the greatest amount of political capital since Obama.
Stunned by the number of pundits on the news who are painting the Cave Caucus as heroes and dismissing all of us who are angry because we are "on line." And this includes pundits from both the left AND the right.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Tells me everything I need to know.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Stunned by the number of pundits on the news who are painting the Cave Caucus as heroes and dismissing all of us who are angry because we are "on line." And this includes pundits from both the left AND the right.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Tells me everything I need to know.
The Democrats in the Senate created a lot of new Independents today.
Congrats, you nitwits.
Congrats, you nitwits.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Democrats in the Senate created a lot of new Independents today.
Congrats, you nitwits.
Congrats, you nitwits.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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A stinking slug of skunk snot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A stinking slug of skunk snot.
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Well that was a squirrelly scabbard of supercilious snail snot.
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well that was a squirrelly scabbard of supercilious snail snot.
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That was a turgid tankard of turtle toss.
Well that was a wobbly wagonload of walrus wank.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well that was a wobbly wagonload of walrus wank.
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I will donate to anyone that primaries a democrat that caves in this fight.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I will donate to anyone that primaries a democrat that caves in this fight.
@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.
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Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
They started by DOGE coming in and randomly taking out pieces of Government like it was a Jenga tower.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They started by DOGE coming in and randomly taking out pieces of Government like it was a Jenga tower.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
Know how a Jenga game always ends?
Always.
And that doesn't even count the 600,000 he's starved TO DEATH by disassembling USAID. What a monster.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
And that doesn't even count the 600,000 he's starved TO DEATH by disassembling USAID. What a monster.
The richest man on the planet starved 600K people to death simple because he could. No other reason.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The richest man on the planet starved 600K people to death simple because he could. No other reason.
Elon did this under Felon47's blessing.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Elon did this under Felon47's blessing.
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“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”
@reuters.com #Chicago
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November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”
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"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
Remember when the 2nd No Kings was going to be on Labor Day, and it evaporated? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID DAY FOR IT! This is profoundly stupid timing. No travel or economic activity over Thanksgiving? People who have been struggling with prices for a year can't buy Xmas presents over Black Friday?
This is the "General Strike" that we've wanted, that has proven very effective over the years in Europe and other areas
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Remember when the 2nd No Kings was going to be on Labor Day, and it evaporated? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID DAY FOR IT! This is profoundly stupid timing. No travel or economic activity over Thanksgiving? People who have been struggling with prices for a year can't buy Xmas presents over Black Friday?
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November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nearly a year in the making with Bookstr’s help, DON’T WORRY NO ONE’S LISTENING is out. Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social is not just a great writer, but a cool human being.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Author, screenwriter Edward/Savio and I talk for way too long about writing and whatnot.
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Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.
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Also available on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Search Edward Savio.