Luigi Van Peebles
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your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
incredible things are happening in China
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When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
February 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM
When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
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No... No!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No... No!!
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Discreetly opening Shazam while the wait staff sings Happy Birthday.
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Discreetly opening Shazam while the wait staff sings Happy Birthday.
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I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
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I always carry some loose marbles in my pocket in case a hippo tries to eat me
January 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I always carry some loose marbles in my pocket in case a hippo tries to eat me
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interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
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911, what is your emergency?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
January 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
911, what is your emergency?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
Okay, promise you won’t be mad, though?
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there
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The two best songs about someone named Kenneth are REM's "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and Men at Work's "Who Kenneth Be Now?”
January 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The two best songs about someone named Kenneth are REM's "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and Men at Work's "Who Kenneth Be Now?”
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when death plays a prank they shout SCYTHE
December 26, 2024 at 7:18 PM
when death plays a prank they shout SCYTHE
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To all of my Jewish friends, Happy Hanukkah.
To all of my dyslexic Jewish friends, Happy Chaka Khan.
To all of my dyslexic Jewish friends, Happy Chaka Khan.
December 26, 2024 at 1:36 PM
To all of my Jewish friends, Happy Hanukkah.
To all of my dyslexic Jewish friends, Happy Chaka Khan.
To all of my dyslexic Jewish friends, Happy Chaka Khan.
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I'm looking at this beautifully lit tree with a burned out star on top. This tree, this star and I, we have some shit in common
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I'm looking at this beautifully lit tree with a burned out star on top. This tree, this star and I, we have some shit in common
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Spelled schadenfreude wrong and everyone laughed at me
December 14, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Spelled schadenfreude wrong and everyone laughed at me
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Hyperbole is destroying our civilization.
December 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Hyperbole is destroying our civilization.
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North Carolina’s Atrium Health says it will forgive the debts of 11,500 people — less than a week after NBC News reported that the company has aggressively pursued former patients’ medical debts, placing liens on their homes to collect on bills.
'Like a miracle': N.C. couple free of nearly $100,000 medical debt after 15 years
The lien on Donna and Gary Lindabury's home for a 2009 heart surgery debt was among 11,500 wiped away by Atrium Health after an NBC News report.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
North Carolina’s Atrium Health says it will forgive the debts of 11,500 people — less than a week after NBC News reported that the company has aggressively pursued former patients’ medical debts, placing liens on their homes to collect on bills.
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Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
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There should be a Game Award category “Brought Comfort To Millions Of Introverted Middle-Aged Dads.”
Every year it’d be won by a title called something like “Cement Truck Driver Simulator” and part of the game is passing 30 hours of OSHA certification
Every year it’d be won by a title called something like “Cement Truck Driver Simulator” and part of the game is passing 30 hours of OSHA certification
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
There should be a Game Award category “Brought Comfort To Millions Of Introverted Middle-Aged Dads.”
Every year it’d be won by a title called something like “Cement Truck Driver Simulator” and part of the game is passing 30 hours of OSHA certification
Every year it’d be won by a title called something like “Cement Truck Driver Simulator” and part of the game is passing 30 hours of OSHA certification
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swiss seismologist: it’s nobody’s fault
December 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM
swiss seismologist: it’s nobody’s fault