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Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath
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some guy
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you: absolutely and correctly livid at the abject stupidity of this suggestion

me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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pluribus

now there's a good television show
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Netflix spent the GDP of Utah and however many years making more Stranger Things and it looks like dog shit
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Friends who run together win together 🇺🇸
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Sherrill.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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the “deeds” is the part where he got a fuckin nazi tattoo, pls be serious
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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If you have to use "Nazis are bad. But" in a post then maybe you need to think about what you are defending and why. He made a choice to get it and he kept it for 20 years. Big ol yikes.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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crab rangoons, things of that nature
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I think I found the flaw.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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In the arms of the angel
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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this is just so humiliating
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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1. Inaccurately imply criticism is from shrill "bluemaga" for shitposting & military time, two things most of his current critics were willing to overlook.

2. Ignore nazi tattoo and mercenary work.

3. Receive light pushback, immediately declare death of nuance and martyrdom as cancellation victim.
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Cats are definitely hobbits. Specifically Pippin.
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Impossible to eat shit harder than the stormtrooper Kleya shoots in the stairwell
May 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Hey Siri opt out of Meghan Markle news going forward. Unsubscribe. Cease and desist Meghan Markle news
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Every now and then, I'm reminded of the existence of Vincent Adultman from BoJack Horseman, and it makes me happy.
August 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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me, talking to the cat i have fed and kept alive for the past nine years
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM