rolandtflakfizer.bsky.social
@rolandtflakfizer.bsky.social
My pronouns: Oh no/Disaster/What a bad idea
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Next on Househunters: "He designs socks, she does art stuff, their budget is £5.5m"
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)

""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 4d
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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glad this is coming from "the man who's never wrong"
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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man if only we could get back to the Good FBI as it existed before Trump.
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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SNAP benefits should be universal, with zero means testing, and generous.

Even from a purely capitalist perspective this would benefit the economy massively.

The only reason to be against this is because you're pro-suffering.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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At the airport yesterday, a family of 6 cut in front of probably a hundred people in security. Life went on. Using this sort of thing as an excuse to limit accessibility is not going to stop assholes from trying to get their way, but it will hurt the people who need a little help
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Hi Senator, excuse me for jumping in, but... while I agree with you that this is really damaging, I couldn't help but notice YOU VOTED FOR THE FREAKING BILL THAT GAVE TRUMP THIS POWER (which some of us warned you not to do).

www.senate.gov/legislative/...
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Worth reiterating that this is the normal position.
imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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🎶 it’s that tiiiime of yeeear
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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PTKU fans, I think we just found our offseason conditioning workout 🦈
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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If you give a shit about writers and artists, you pick every battle and fight like hell. Not giving one inch to AI. Not one fucking inch.
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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(hear "Jingle Bell Rock" by bobby helms playing from neighboring cubicle)

"oh hey you watchin Lethal Weapon over there?"
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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barack "blue train" obama you know he ass gonna transfer at rosslyn
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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I'll give you two
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The democrats allowed transphobia to be enacted in to law so they could give Trump 900 billion dollars just as he is flirting with invading Venezuela.

Something something good governance resistance etc.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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My god doing all this shit is so fucking corny. I'm sorry it sucks. Just because you can kill everybody doesn't mean you're not a fucking loser. Sliding down the ropes like that for nothing. Woooooo! Fuck out of here.
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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If this were your uncle or grandpa at Thanksgiving, you’d feel bad for him being so dumb and susceptible to Fox News, and you’d never listen to his opinion on anything that matters. But this is the richest man in the world, so Republicans let him have your Social Security number.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM