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Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!
January 28, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Makes you think.
w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Took all this and democrats have finally bravely come out in support of the 4th amendment. Just ignore them, dude. There's a lot more work to do right now.
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:

DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools

"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Slight change: due to everyone's bad behavior tonight is now Doll Day as punishment. It is punishment Doll Day on the stream in 3 hours. Thank you
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
January 26, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The highest compliment my dear Schwalm!!
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Not the point but Can't stop thinking about Andre 3000's voice saying "Alcatraz ferry ride. Ferry ride ta Alcatraz"
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It's so crazy to see just how much tear gas is being used these days. In every video there's a vague cloud of it in the background, unfocused, floating through the air, punishing bystanders, not bringing order just a cloud of chaos. If it were a metaphor it'd be too on the nose
Minneapolis, MN -

Many many more agents filing into the area around the hotel. Minneapolis PD announcing everyone is under arrest, telling them to sit down with their hands up. An ad hoc journalist squad being told to go further down the street. Chemicals irritant deployed in the road.
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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im david tennant
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January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Quick question for legal scholars, is it OK to ram your tank through a crowd of people? Y/N
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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if you're wondering whether the goo crew is going to do a Fuck ICE fundraiser for minneapolis here's your answer. don’t make any plans for thursday because we’ll be going all day
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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TEENS: (walk into medical exam room)
ME: This room is empty except for me.
DOCTOR: (behind glass) Fascinating. He's teenblind. He is effectively blind to the physical presence of teens.
ME: The show Scooby Doo is about a scared dog who lives alone in a car.
October 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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I don't think a lot of women are resting in this restroom. From where I'm sitting it sounds like they're pissing their damn pussies out. Gross. Hate listening to this.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I'm back after a week off, and I'm invigorated. This week is gonna blow the fucking doors off. All streams at 3pm pacific on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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mr president sir, im a lifelong conservative and im just wondering which deeply held belief of mine today you would like me to dump in the trash no questions asked to defend your dementia-fueled insanity sir? preferably something ive been incredibly vocal about my entire life
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
You forgot "Vaguely post "It must stop" and then sit and stare at a wall all day like a deactivated android"
"What can Democrats actually do?"

- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS

- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE

- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This is one of those things that I think has been true for some time, but wasn't as immediately obvious. Like waking up to your house full of smoke and realizing you haven't had a smoke alarm for 10 years
It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM