almost impressively unappealing to read. Like they went through a normal sentence and replaced every word with a worse word

If you have ever been able to write 1 interesting thing you are 50x as good at writing as 99% of people

Who are those guys

This most recent one really, REALLY made me laugh

Bernie Sanders has become Absorbing Man. He can now absorb any material, becoming it

He should have a tattoo of a tiger that can come off of his body and become a real tiger

Looks like there is maybe no way to not have my profile shown to someone who has selected "Whites Only". That is interesting!

My bedbugs is the. Number one film in. Israel

Of course you love Rumours. It came free with your fucking human spirit

LETS. DANCE! :P put on ya red shows and DANCE tha blews!!!

Frankenstein is like a myth now. Like Gilgamesh and Enkidu. I wonder what other things could have the honor if public domain was a more heavily enforced notion.