Mr. Cait
@chas.bsky.social
What’s up football fans. Do you guys like topical sports references and 40 year old movies? Then this joke is for you.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What’s up football fans. Do you guys like topical sports references and 40 year old movies? Then this joke is for you.
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Nobody wants AI. We want Mexican Coke and McDonald’s to bring back the dollar menu. That’s it, you fucking pigs. Easy.
It's truly wild to me that this just keeps happening. Coca-Cola runs an AI ad and people overwhelmingly react with disgust. They do it again, and people are disgusted again. Now McDonald's makes an AI ad that's so bad that so many people are furious about it they pull it down.
People hate AI slop!
People hate AI slop!
McDonald's Pulls Down AI-Generated Holiday Ad After Deluge of Mockery
McDonald's Netherlands is catching flak for a stupefying AI-generated video, which was roundly condemned on social media.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nobody wants AI. We want Mexican Coke and McDonald’s to bring back the dollar menu. That’s it, you fucking pigs. Easy.
You know who else shouldn’t have NFL games? NFL Network. Rich Eisen sounding like dollar store Michael Cole and Kurt Warner sounding like he’s trying to fight his way out of K-hole. Not good.
Netflix should not have NFL football. Presenting these games like The Pop Tarts Circus Pizza Fresno Tires and Mufflers Bowl only worse is really something.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
You know who else shouldn’t have NFL games? NFL Network. Rich Eisen sounding like dollar store Michael Cole and Kurt Warner sounding like he’s trying to fight his way out of K-hole. Not good.
Ally Pally goes “BUNTING MENTAL” for Stephen Bunting’s walk-on 🤩
YouTube video by Sky Sports Darts
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December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s legal to kill and eat any anthropomorphic Pop Tart you see in the wild. Football game or not.
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’s legal to kill and eat any anthropomorphic Pop Tart you see in the wild. Football game or not.
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This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
I have to go to the store tomorrow because one of my favorite things to buy is a “you got your smelly cousin in the Secret Santa gift pack.” Maybe I do want a new razor, deodorant, soap and after shave in Old Spice Burning Hammer flavor at 90% off.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have to go to the store tomorrow because one of my favorite things to buy is a “you got your smelly cousin in the Secret Santa gift pack.” Maybe I do want a new razor, deodorant, soap and after shave in Old Spice Burning Hammer flavor at 90% off.
Never forget that this guy is a loser from the top of his empty head to the tips of his fascist toes
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Never forget that this guy is a loser from the top of his empty head to the tips of his fascist toes
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Old man Potter, the evil billionaire from It’s a Wonderful Life calls the working families of Bedford Falls “a bunch of garlic eaters.” The oligarch class has always tried to squeeze in new slurs to keep the rest of us down. Merry Christmas to all of us garlic eaters. There are no rich men in heaven
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Old man Potter, the evil billionaire from It’s a Wonderful Life calls the working families of Bedford Falls “a bunch of garlic eaters.” The oligarch class has always tried to squeeze in new slurs to keep the rest of us down. Merry Christmas to all of us garlic eaters. There are no rich men in heaven
Merry Christmas, Vape. And to you as well, my brother.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Merry Christmas, Vape. And to you as well, my brother.
This Netflix halftime show is worst most pandering MAGA horseshit I’ve ever seen. Fuck everyone there including the trombone player in the orchestra.
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This Netflix halftime show is worst most pandering MAGA horseshit I’ve ever seen. Fuck everyone there including the trombone player in the orchestra.
Netflix should not have NFL football. Presenting these games like The Pop Tarts Circus Pizza Fresno Tires and Mufflers Bowl only worse is really something.
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Netflix should not have NFL football. Presenting these games like The Pop Tarts Circus Pizza Fresno Tires and Mufflers Bowl only worse is really something.
Old man Potter, the evil billionaire from It’s a Wonderful Life calls the working families of Bedford Falls “a bunch of garlic eaters.” The oligarch class has always tried to squeeze in new slurs to keep the rest of us down. Merry Christmas to all of us garlic eaters. There are no rich men in heaven
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Old man Potter, the evil billionaire from It’s a Wonderful Life calls the working families of Bedford Falls “a bunch of garlic eaters.” The oligarch class has always tried to squeeze in new slurs to keep the rest of us down. Merry Christmas to all of us garlic eaters. There are no rich men in heaven
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You know what the say, it’s not Christmas until Santa Claus plunges 40 stories to his death at Nakatomi Plaza
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You know what the say, it’s not Christmas until Santa Claus plunges 40 stories to his death at Nakatomi Plaza
You know what the say, it’s not Christmas until Santa Claus plunges 40 stories to his death at Nakatomi Plaza
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You know what the say, it’s not Christmas until Santa Claus plunges 40 stories to his death at Nakatomi Plaza
Respect to every maniac doing Feast of The Seven Fishes. My mother had a mini fryolator she kept in the box on the top of the basement stairs 364 days of the year. But December 24th was go time. The seven fishes is no joke. It’s advanced level Christmas insanity.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Respect to every maniac doing Feast of The Seven Fishes. My mother had a mini fryolator she kept in the box on the top of the basement stairs 364 days of the year. But December 24th was go time. The seven fishes is no joke. It’s advanced level Christmas insanity.
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I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
December 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
In case you need some background noise wrapping presents or baking cookies, here is a sixty minute radio play of Its A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed:
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LUX RADIO THEATER -- "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" (3-10-47)
YouTube video by David Von Pein's Old-Time Radio Channel
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December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In case you need some background noise wrapping presents or baking cookies, here is a sixty minute radio play of Its A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed:
youtu.be/pxL41fIP-PM?...
youtu.be/pxL41fIP-PM?...
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So This Is Christmas is the worst Christmas song and it's not even a horse race. Like fuck off, John Lennon. Sorry we can't lie in bed all day and pretend it's ART like SOME PEOPLE. We have jobs, asshole. John Lennon sucks.
December 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
So This Is Christmas is the worst Christmas song and it's not even a horse race. Like fuck off, John Lennon. Sorry we can't lie in bed all day and pretend it's ART like SOME PEOPLE. We have jobs, asshole. John Lennon sucks.
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
In fantasy football news, I kind of hope Brock Purdy drowns in the 49ers team plane toilet.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In fantasy football news, I kind of hope Brock Purdy drowns in the 49ers team plane toilet.
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Stuck behind a couple of health nuts in line at the grocery store. Pay attention to your low fat Greek yogurt and avocados. These hot dogs? This hamburger helper? This is my business. This cat food? Eyes front or I’m eating in front of you with Doritos.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Stuck behind a couple of health nuts in line at the grocery store. Pay attention to your low fat Greek yogurt and avocados. These hot dogs? This hamburger helper? This is my business. This cat food? Eyes front or I’m eating in front of you with Doritos.