Mr. Cait
@chas.bsky.social
The boomerang throwers and kangaroo rustlers of Devil’s Island chanting FUCK ICE during AEW Grand Slam.
All of you Outback Steakhousers are my brothers and sisters. This is one fight. We are going to win.
All of you Outback Steakhousers are my brothers and sisters. This is one fight. We are going to win.
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The boomerang throwers and kangaroo rustlers of Devil’s Island chanting FUCK ICE during AEW Grand Slam.
All of you Outback Steakhousers are my brothers and sisters. This is one fight. We are going to win.
All of you Outback Steakhousers are my brothers and sisters. This is one fight. We are going to win.
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I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
Listen. My birthday is coming up. I had a 94 that I used to smoke the tires in backing out of parking spaces. Do the right thing here. I don’t ask for much.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Listen. My birthday is coming up. I had a 94 that I used to smoke the tires in backing out of parking spaces. Do the right thing here. I don’t ask for much.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my WIFE and MY WIFE ONLY. This day is for HER not YOU. The rest of you SEWER RATS can have Arbor Day
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to my WIFE and MY WIFE ONLY. This day is for HER not YOU. The rest of you SEWER RATS can have Arbor Day
At dinner with my wife, she has one half of one sip of her martini and says “I miss the cat.” Appetizers weren’t even ordered yet. She’s on her own level.
me: Donnie did you miss us while we were gone to dinner
Donnie:
Donnie:
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
At dinner with my wife, she has one half of one sip of her martini and says “I miss the cat.” Appetizers weren’t even ordered yet. She’s on her own level.
The Abu Ghraib prison guard Blackwater mercenary Nazi being welcomed into the “big tent” is everything you need to know about the Democratic Party. I hate it here. We can’t even get a no Nazi chest pieces policy, you think there’s going to be trials? Impeachments?
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The Abu Ghraib prison guard Blackwater mercenary Nazi being welcomed into the “big tent” is everything you need to know about the Democratic Party. I hate it here. We can’t even get a no Nazi chest pieces policy, you think there’s going to be trials? Impeachments?
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Anyone on this app who even comes close to blowing kisses at AI deserves whatever beating they get, is all I'm saying.
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Anyone on this app who even comes close to blowing kisses at AI deserves whatever beating they get, is all I'm saying.
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One of my idiot friends sent me a picture of his bar trivia answer sheet, and he confused An American Werewolf in London with TEEN WOLF and I may need to breathe into a paper bag to calm down
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
One of my idiot friends sent me a picture of his bar trivia answer sheet, and he confused An American Werewolf in London with TEEN WOLF and I may need to breathe into a paper bag to calm down
One of my idiot friends sent me a picture of his bar trivia answer sheet, and he confused An American Werewolf in London with TEEN WOLF and I may need to breathe into a paper bag to calm down
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
One of my idiot friends sent me a picture of his bar trivia answer sheet, and he confused An American Werewolf in London with TEEN WOLF and I may need to breathe into a paper bag to calm down
Anyone on this app who even comes close to blowing kisses at AI deserves whatever beating they get, is all I'm saying.
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Anyone on this app who even comes close to blowing kisses at AI deserves whatever beating they get, is all I'm saying.
Fuck AI and anybody trying to to sell it to you. They can not be trusted. They are not on our side.
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Fuck AI and anybody trying to to sell it to you. They can not be trusted. They are not on our side.
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me
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I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up
I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up
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The Winter Olympics rules. They should have it every year. Summer Olympics can eat shit
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The Winter Olympics rules. They should have it every year. Summer Olympics can eat shit
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I love drawing your baby man
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I love drawing your baby man
Finally. When I was in high school my friends with fresh off the boat parents would talk about non-Italian white people like were gutter trash from Mars. “‘Meddigans, with their mayonnaise. Disgrazia.”
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Finally. When I was in high school my friends with fresh off the boat parents would talk about non-Italian white people like were gutter trash from Mars. “‘Meddigans, with their mayonnaise. Disgrazia.”
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You lend out your team plane for concentration camp flights, I guess you deserve to lose a Super Bowl. Congrats Sam Darnold. Enjoy your reign as the new Trent Dilfer
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
You lend out your team plane for concentration camp flights, I guess you deserve to lose a Super Bowl. Congrats Sam Darnold. Enjoy your reign as the new Trent Dilfer
Great. Fine. Good. Now go back to these uniforms and stop fucking around
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Great. Fine. Good. Now go back to these uniforms and stop fucking around
You lend out your team plane for concentration camp flights, I guess you deserve to lose a Super Bowl. Congrats Sam Darnold. Enjoy your reign as the new Trent Dilfer
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
You lend out your team plane for concentration camp flights, I guess you deserve to lose a Super Bowl. Congrats Sam Darnold. Enjoy your reign as the new Trent Dilfer
Don’t forget to tell all your racist uncles they can turn the TV back on.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Don’t forget to tell all your racist uncles they can turn the TV back on.
I don’t know much about Bad Bunny’s music, but as a guy he’s got impeccable vibes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I don’t know much about Bad Bunny’s music, but as a guy he’s got impeccable vibes.
Lady Gaga is a real one. Little Monsters and La raza rise up together.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Lady Gaga is a real one. Little Monsters and La raza rise up together.
Might fuck around and turn on a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie after Bad Bunny tells ICE to suck his dick in Spanish on the halftime show. Because I am not enjoying myself watching this game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Might fuck around and turn on a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie after Bad Bunny tells ICE to suck his dick in Spanish on the halftime show. Because I am not enjoying myself watching this game.