Mr. Cait
@chas.bsky.social
Fixing the Bond movies is the easiest thing possible if you're not a Marvel brain poisoned hack. Jeff Bezos, you evil little fuck, just pay me a hundred million dollars and let me cook. One new movie every three years with a different Bond every time. Also fuck you.
Because the country is on fire, here is my plan to fix James Bond movies:
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fixing the Bond movies is the easiest thing possible if you're not a Marvel brain poisoned hack. Jeff Bezos, you evil little fuck, just pay me a hundred million dollars and let me cook. One new movie every three years with a different Bond every time. Also fuck you.
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Have a lady play James Bond. Is her name going to be James? Yes. Is she a lady? Also yes. Is she the real actual James Bond. Yeah. She is. So is George Clooney playing a retired James Bond who is also the real James Bond in a Soderbergh Bond movie set in 1983. Because who cares. Everything is fake
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Have a lady play James Bond. Is her name going to be James? Yes. Is she a lady? Also yes. Is she the real actual James Bond. Yeah. She is. So is George Clooney playing a retired James Bond who is also the real James Bond in a Soderbergh Bond movie set in 1983. Because who cares. Everything is fake
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Also every actor is the actual real James Bond. Maybe you do one with Idris Elba set in the 1970s. Maybe one with Cavill set in the 90s. A modern day one with that kid who played Kraven the hunter. Whatever. Have some fun with it. Nothing matters anymore anyway.
June 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Also every actor is the actual real James Bond. Maybe you do one with Idris Elba set in the 1970s. Maybe one with Cavill set in the 90s. A modern day one with that kid who played Kraven the hunter. Whatever. Have some fun with it. Nothing matters anymore anyway.
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Because the country is on fire, here is my plan to fix James Bond movies:
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
June 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Because the country is on fire, here is my plan to fix James Bond movies:
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
Ready? It's simple. Change the Bond actor every time. Who cares? We live in an age of lawlessness, might as well give the people some entertainment.
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I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.
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Tim Kaine (and every Dem senator) should never eat another meal at a restaurant that isn't seasoned with the spit of the workers.
Sen. Kaine on his vote for funding deal
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tim Kaine (and every Dem senator) should never eat another meal at a restaurant that isn't seasoned with the spit of the workers.
Tim Kaine (and every Dem senator) should never eat another meal at a restaurant that isn't seasoned with the spit of the workers.
Sen. Kaine on his vote for funding deal
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tim Kaine (and every Dem senator) should never eat another meal at a restaurant that isn't seasoned with the spit of the workers.
This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.
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the real move if you want to be the presidential nominee in 2028 is to come out and say who did the vote swapping, air the dirty laundry, and say “our voters deserve better” imo. position yourself as the champion of the dem base against the crooked leadership they hate
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the real move if you want to be the presidential nominee in 2028 is to come out and say who did the vote swapping, air the dirty laundry, and say “our voters deserve better” imo. position yourself as the champion of the dem base against the crooked leadership they hate
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It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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Republicans will kill you and your whole family to save billionaires a dollar. Democrats will watch this happen and not do one fucking thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Republicans will kill you and your whole family to save billionaires a dollar. Democrats will watch this happen and not do one fucking thing.
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
Rich pieces of shit running cover for even richer pieces of shit and hurting as many poor people as possible. Welcome to the US senate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Rich pieces of shit running cover for even richer pieces of shit and hurting as many poor people as possible. Welcome to the US senate.
Yeah. Ask them to replace him with a mop with googly eyes. Because who gives a fuck. They certainly don’t.
you could call your democratic senators and ask them to replace schumer as minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah. Ask them to replace him with a mop with googly eyes. Because who gives a fuck. They certainly don’t.
It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It wasn’t 8 democrats. It was all of them. Never forget this. They decided to sell you out because they want to go on vacation and don’t want their flights delayed. They don’t care if you die. They will never fight for you.
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yeah this is with leadership’s blessing and you’ll never convince me otherwise. the whip is a yes, the rest of the yes’s are retiring or 4-6 years out from a primary, this is trash.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
yeah this is with leadership’s blessing and you’ll never convince me otherwise. the whip is a yes, the rest of the yes’s are retiring or 4-6 years out from a primary, this is trash.
Republicans will kill you and your whole family to save billionaires a dollar. Democrats will watch this happen and not do one fucking thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Republicans will kill you and your whole family to save billionaires a dollar. Democrats will watch this happen and not do one fucking thing.
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
Look at this fucking dummy
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Look at this fucking dummy
His brain is spoiled soup and Chuck Schumer wants to get in bed with him.
Trump is in the FOX booth and he thinks he's talking to Commanders announcers
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
His brain is spoiled soup and Chuck Schumer wants to get in bed with him.
Just turned off red zone. Might go to Scott Hanson’s house and take dump on his lawn. Anyway, I hope Detroit wins by 500 points.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just turned off red zone. Might go to Scott Hanson’s house and take dump on his lawn. Anyway, I hope Detroit wins by 500 points.