Mr. Cait
@chas.bsky.social
My wife logging off Bluesky:
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My wife logging off Bluesky:
This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is my wife logging on to Bluesky. And somehow these guys still want to fuck with her.
This is the fucking dummy
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is the fucking dummy
This is my most measured response to AI cultists and sickos.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is my most measured response to AI cultists and sickos.
Chuck Schumer is the Paul Reiser in Aliens of the Democratic Party. Listen, motherfucker, I don’t give a shit what helps the Weyland Yutani Corporation, these fucking monsters are going to eat us. You need to get off your ass or you have to go.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Chuck Schumer is the Paul Reiser in Aliens of the Democratic Party. Listen, motherfucker, I don’t give a shit what helps the Weyland Yutani Corporation, these fucking monsters are going to eat us. You need to get off your ass or you have to go.
Live look at Mamdani taking the concession call from Cuomo:
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Live look at Mamdani taking the concession call from Cuomo:
Do what she says. We are all in this together and all we have is each other
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Do what she says. We are all in this together and all we have is each other
“Heat is mid” is the kind of take you have after drawing a clock that looks like this:
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Heat is mid” is the kind of take you have after drawing a clock that looks like this:
Define “Perfect Ending.”
“Now say goodbye, you lyin’ little piece of shit, because I’m letting him go.”
“Now say goodbye, you lyin’ little piece of shit, because I’m letting him go.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Define “Perfect Ending.”
“Now say goodbye, you lyin’ little piece of shit, because I’m letting him go.”
“Now say goodbye, you lyin’ little piece of shit, because I’m letting him go.”
I made this meme for all of you.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I made this meme for all of you.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Post something random or have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Post something random or have an awful October
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
Getting real tired of glass half full assholes trying to gaslight me
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Getting real tired of glass half full assholes trying to gaslight me
Barry Eagan from Punchdrunk Love is the only answer.
September 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Barry Eagan from Punchdrunk Love is the only answer.
Prominent anti fascist (ANTIFA) terrorist cell known only as “The 101st Airborne Division, Easy Company,” pictured here after capturing Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest in May 1945.
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Prominent anti fascist (ANTIFA) terrorist cell known only as “The 101st Airborne Division, Easy Company,” pictured here after capturing Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest in May 1945.