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Bad at Twitter, worse at this. He/him.
www.robertlongforeman.com
I'm on beehiiv: https://pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com/
www.robertlongforeman.com
I'm on beehiiv: https://pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com/
I love it when the bad guy says "At long last."
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love it when the bad guy says "At long last."
David Byrne
They Might Be Giants
Black Sabbath
Richard Thompson
304 Rekonz
They Might Be Giants
Black Sabbath
Richard Thompson
304 Rekonz
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
Bonnie Raitt
Trombone Shorty
Rosanne Cash
Lyle Lovett
Bruce Springsteen
Bonnie Raitt
Trombone Shorty
Rosanne Cash
Lyle Lovett
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
David Byrne
They Might Be Giants
Black Sabbath
Richard Thompson
304 Rekonz
They Might Be Giants
Black Sabbath
Richard Thompson
304 Rekonz
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
Can someone decode this?.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can someone decode this?.
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For my american comrades visiting their old parents this weekend
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
For my american comrades visiting their old parents this weekend
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I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
The Claims of Close Reading - Boston Review
Literary studies have been starved by austerity, but their core methodology remains radical.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
My TV welcome screen is telling me I should start gambling.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My TV welcome screen is telling me I should start gambling.
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
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on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
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My goodness, Baldwin could had written this last week.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My goodness, Baldwin could had written this last week.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
They should invent a place that people like to be in.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They should invent a place that people like to be in.
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Important discovery
I discovered these photos today. And discovered they were friends, Trump and Liberace, mid-1980s Trump Tower co-tenants and shopping buddies. I had no idea.
But I have said many times over the years that Trump's whole Vegas/Pam Beach swank kitsch aesthetic resembles Liberace's.
But I have said many times over the years that Trump's whole Vegas/Pam Beach swank kitsch aesthetic resembles Liberace's.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Important discovery
I'm not surprised that Trump got along with Mamdani. He probably doesn't know where he is most of the time. He sees a young man smiling at him, shakes his hand. They talk and he feels good for a little while, until the next thing happens.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm not surprised that Trump got along with Mamdani. He probably doesn't know where he is most of the time. He sees a young man smiling at him, shakes his hand. They talk and he feels good for a little while, until the next thing happens.
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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I remember David Letterman calling the New York Times "a rag" on his show and being confused by that. But holy shit, was he right or what.
This is a wild thing for someone who calls themselves an intellectual to say with a straight face to the New York Times. This is not a historical account based on an understanding of the history--this is just pure far right, Christian Nationalist propaganda/conspiracy theory ca. 1962-1980s.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I remember David Letterman calling the New York Times "a rag" on his show and being confused by that. But holy shit, was he right or what.
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this is evidently a minority opinion (given recent experience), but there is one way of dressing up for air travel that i would encourage, and that is wearing a goddamn mask
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
this is evidently a minority opinion (given recent experience), but there is one way of dressing up for air travel that i would encourage, and that is wearing a goddamn mask
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this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy