Nate Rathjen
@rathjen.us
a singer and an old bourbon drinker
📍Del Ray, Alexandria, Va.
📍Del Ray, Alexandria, Va.
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Will Horcoff takes advantage of a strong USA forecheck and also scores from the slot. 3-0 #WorldJuniors
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Will Horcoff takes advantage of a strong USA forecheck and also scores from the slot. 3-0 #WorldJuniors
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Chase Reid scores from the slot, 2-0 USA #WorldJuniors
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Chase Reid scores from the slot, 2-0 USA #WorldJuniors
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Every single white person on North American soil is an immigrant, and if you've tied your brain into a stale enough pretzel to convince yourself otherwise, you're part of one of the greatest ongoing cons in human history.
Simply incredible. Stephen Miller is so far down the ideological rabbit hole that he doesn't even realize this badly undermines his case against immigrants.
December 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every single white person on North American soil is an immigrant, and if you've tied your brain into a stale enough pretzel to convince yourself otherwise, you're part of one of the greatest ongoing cons in human history.
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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The only bowl game with sprinkles in the end zones.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The only bowl game with sprinkles in the end zones.
holy crap there’s a Cindy clone in the Christmas Tatort
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
holy crap there’s a Cindy clone in the Christmas Tatort
she’s a queen and she knows it
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
she’s a queen and she knows it
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The GameAbove Sports Bowl has now featured multiple ads for GameAbove Sports and I am no closer to understanding what GameAbove Sports does as a company or why GameAbove Sports has chosen to sponsor a bowl game
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The GameAbove Sports Bowl has now featured multiple ads for GameAbove Sports and I am no closer to understanding what GameAbove Sports does as a company or why GameAbove Sports has chosen to sponsor a bowl game
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I shouldn’t be surprised that our city has spawned a social club whose sole purpose is to fundraise from the wealthy, do lawsuits, and stop housing
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I shouldn’t be surprised that our city has spawned a social club whose sole purpose is to fundraise from the wealthy, do lawsuits, and stop housing
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When I tell my friends I’m watching the GameAbove Sports Bowl: “aren’t they all the sports bowl?”
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When I tell my friends I’m watching the GameAbove Sports Bowl: “aren’t they all the sports bowl?”
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Regardless of what was or wasn’t said, if you’re old enough to have gray in your beard and spend any time intentionally provoking an athlete to the point of getting shoved you should be summarily and permanently banned from all public events in your area 👍
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Regardless of what was or wasn’t said, if you’re old enough to have gray in your beard and spend any time intentionally provoking an athlete to the point of getting shoved you should be summarily and permanently banned from all public events in your area 👍
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TIL The Ashes has a mascot.
Fox Cricket break - “Wonderful to see so much history and heritage,” says Gilly, as Michael Vaughan poses with a man dressed as an anthropomorphic urn. #Ashes 🏏
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
TIL The Ashes has a mascot.
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All the gold shit everywhere in this pic is hilarious to me
President Trump worked all day on Christmas putting decals on his toy plane.
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
All the gold shit everywhere in this pic is hilarious to me
let these assholes continue throwing their money into a furnace, imo (yes as someone who can barely afford to own here I take NIMBYism personally)
Plaintiffs in Zoning for Housing lawsuit file notice of appeal
Plaintiffs in Zoning for Housing lawsuit file notice of appeal | ALXnow
After a judge dismissed their case last month, plaintiffs in Alexandria's Zoning for Housing/Housing for All lawsuit have announced a notice of appeal. Under The Coalition for a Livable Alexandria, several...
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December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
let these assholes continue throwing their money into a furnace, imo (yes as someone who can barely afford to own here I take NIMBYism personally)
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Taylor watching her husband catch 2 balls for 18 yards from Tommy DeVito in a blowout loss to the Raiders
It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Taylor watching her husband catch 2 balls for 18 yards from Tommy DeVito in a blowout loss to the Raiders
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taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
merry Christmas to all and to all a good snoozle
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
merry Christmas to all and to all a good snoozle
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The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
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The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
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as a Christian fuck this!!!!
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
as a Christian fuck this!!!!
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I’m going to be feral when they fuck up the Women’s World Cup broadcasts in 2027
Netflix has such a schizophrenic broadcast, just randomly cutting in a Manningcast interview with Barry Sanders because it sounded cool to someone at HQ but they still try to keep going on with color and PBP inbetween. Dreadful day if they get a bigger stake of NFL games
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m going to be feral when they fuck up the Women’s World Cup broadcasts in 2027
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S Tier funny movie sound
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
S Tier funny movie sound
I think Dog Riley is jealous that Cindy actually likes my mom (unlike Ellie who just tended to hide under things)
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think Dog Riley is jealous that Cindy actually likes my mom (unlike Ellie who just tended to hide under things)
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Merry Christmas I hope you’re spending it with the High Impact Player in your life
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Merry Christmas I hope you’re spending it with the High Impact Player in your life