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Nate Rathjen
@rathjen.us
a singer and an old bourbon drinker
📍Del Ray, Alexandria, Va.
had this surreal conversation with a matchmaker acquaintance of mine (I am not her client, she found me) and…ma’am, if you want to date straight men and sports fandom is your dealbreaker, hand to God you ARE going to die alone 🤦‍♂️🙄
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
as you may expect, this day late report on the Spirit game came complete with Eun Yang pronouncing “Audi Field” wrong 🤦‍♂️ #nwsl
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
so if this was the play in question (the pass back after the short corner) there is still no offside here!!! #nwsl
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
playoff office #nwsl
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
LIECHTENSTEIN MENTIONED 🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮 #jeopardy
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I ran into EBP this morning!! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Dogs of Election Day: LUNA!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Dogs of Election Day: ELLIE!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dogs of Election Day: LAYLA!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Dogs of Election Day: LUCY!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dogs of Election Day: NICK!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
the one and only @ebpforva.bsky.social swung by the precinct!
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Dogs of Election Day: PEPPER!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
never gets old!
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
there are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
watching our favorite Canadian detective show in solidarity with the Blue Jays 🫡
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
barkeep, one alcohol please!
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the good old song of wa-hoo-wa, we’ll sing it over and over 🥹 #uva
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
SAFETY FOR THE LEAD I AM SCREAMING
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Only On The CW™️🫠
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the camera loves me 😂 (h/t @xtina5.bsky.social) #nwsl
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I get annoyed by pxp announcers who talk over Free DC but it didn’t matter bc we were SO FUCKING LOUD @spiritsquadron.bsky.social #nwsl
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
all of you ALX Skeeters wish a happy 7th birthday to Layla, who got a burger from @pieceoutdelray.bsky.social to celebrate 🎉
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we’ve been talking for a month and were supposed to meet today and this is what happened (this is what I sent her)
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM