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Bad at Twitter, worse at this. He/him.
www.robertlongforeman.com
I'm on beehiiv: https://pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com/
www.robertlongforeman.com
I'm on beehiiv: https://pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com/
Can someone decode this?.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can someone decode this?.
You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
I don't know if he really said this but I hope he did
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't know if he really said this but I hope he did
From now on I'm reading all of his posts inside my mind in the voice of Starscream
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
From now on I'm reading all of his posts inside my mind in the voice of Starscream
I'm seven years older. And I may look awful but I don't look evil-awful.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm seven years older. And I may look awful but I don't look evil-awful.
I almost missed it. But I didn't miss it.
Today is the tenth anniversary of my submitting a short story to Saint Ann's Review, which is still active and listed as "In-Progress."
Will today be the day I get a response?
Today is the tenth anniversary of my submitting a short story to Saint Ann's Review, which is still active and listed as "In-Progress."
Will today be the day I get a response?
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I almost missed it. But I didn't miss it.
Today is the tenth anniversary of my submitting a short story to Saint Ann's Review, which is still active and listed as "In-Progress."
Will today be the day I get a response?
Today is the tenth anniversary of my submitting a short story to Saint Ann's Review, which is still active and listed as "In-Progress."
Will today be the day I get a response?
Wait. Senate Democrats are Denethor. Can't wait to burn themselves because they don't want to fight.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Wait. Senate Democrats are Denethor. Can't wait to burn themselves because they don't want to fight.
This is what I want my next novel to feel like.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is what I want my next novel to feel like.
I wanted to order a candle for my basement so it would smell nice. I had Amazon sort them by customer rating, and all of the highest-rated candles have these awful messages written on them, I do not get it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I wanted to order a candle for my basement so it would smell nice. I had Amazon sort them by customer rating, and all of the highest-rated candles have these awful messages written on them, I do not get it.
This is your own personal Diggstown
October 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is your own personal Diggstown
Yes, the volume is.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yes, the volume is.
Black Lawrence Press is having a big sale. You can get my novel WEIRD PIG and it won't cost you very much at all! And I will love you.
blacklawrencepress.com
blacklawrencepress.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Black Lawrence Press is having a big sale. You can get my novel WEIRD PIG and it won't cost you very much at all! And I will love you.
blacklawrencepress.com
blacklawrencepress.com
The only way to be a man in public is to read Weird Pig where everyone can see you doing it.
September 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The only way to be a man in public is to read Weird Pig where everyone can see you doing it.
It was nightmare-inducing stuff at the time
September 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It was nightmare-inducing stuff at the time
I'm calling it now.
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm calling it now.