Ren
@rentehya.bsky.social
23 | any pronouns | U.S., unfortunately
lover of lemon bars, dancing, video games, cats, reading, and the color yellow
lover of lemon bars, dancing, video games, cats, reading, and the color yellow
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We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
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The word “Mall” seems like it should be short for something
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The word “Mall” seems like it should be short for something
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if I don't stumble upon a portal to an enchanted forest full of magical creatures soon I'm going to lose my shit
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if I don't stumble upon a portal to an enchanted forest full of magical creatures soon I'm going to lose my shit
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You might be wondering: what's up with this wall of cards? Well, those 31 cards represent over 50% of all cards registered in the recent World Championship (standard portion). There were 9451* cards in the deck lists and 4778 of those were one of the 31 listed below.
1/14
1/14
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You might be wondering: what's up with this wall of cards? Well, those 31 cards represent over 50% of all cards registered in the recent World Championship (standard portion). There were 9451* cards in the deck lists and 4778 of those were one of the 31 listed below.
1/14
1/14
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lets bring back calling shit bogus
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
lets bring back calling shit bogus
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God I wish I had a pastrami sandwich
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
God I wish I had a pastrami sandwich
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Gay apparel? In this economy?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gay apparel? In this economy?
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as an act of good faith, i will now vanish into the howling abyss
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
as an act of good faith, i will now vanish into the howling abyss
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Libraries are really THE place to find out without fcking around all that much tbh
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Libraries are really THE place to find out without fcking around all that much tbh
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i don’t want a lot for christmas
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i don’t want a lot for christmas
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
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Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
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i need to be massaged until i am soup
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i need to be massaged until i am soup
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if i was in charge, i would do crime but it would be different crime
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if i was in charge, i would do crime but it would be different crime
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hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
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If you watched only this game and you heard this Philadelphia crowd, you would think the Eagles were 0-1,262.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you watched only this game and you heard this Philadelphia crowd, you would think the Eagles were 0-1,262.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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A solid start to my 2025 "what I'm thankful for" list
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A solid start to my 2025 "what I'm thankful for" list
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"dillydallying" has to be one of the best english words. not only is it fun to say, but the word itself is dillydallying a bit. and i love to dillydally.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"dillydallying" has to be one of the best english words. not only is it fun to say, but the word itself is dillydallying a bit. and i love to dillydally.
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As a Certified Football Expert™️ I know how to fix the Eagles:
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As a Certified Football Expert™️ I know how to fix the Eagles:
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
1. Fire the Offensive Coordinator
2. Hire a tackling coach
3. Ask your fans to stop booing after every play because you literally are the reigning Super Bowl champions
4. Score more points
5. Give up less points
6. Win
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"observe" is one of the most powerful commands that can be issued
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"observe" is one of the most powerful commands that can be issued
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November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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dude love goes absolutely crazy. hard as fuck. have u heard abt this
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
dude love goes absolutely crazy. hard as fuck. have u heard abt this
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i have one million friends. Because i am friends with the moon the trees the flowers and bees
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i have one million friends. Because i am friends with the moon the trees the flowers and bees
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37