Bart Harley Jarvis
@williamzabka424.bsky.social
Dad to Bluesky’s favorite dog, Frankie girl. Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Unrepentant leftist. Special Ed teacher.
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Anyone who knows me (or my @) knows this.
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
(Even though he’s not actually a bad guy)
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
“I refuse to vote for Gavin Newsom” Club stand up. Make them hear you. Let them know that you will never vote for him. Period. You can be our ally or we can be your enemy.
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“I refuse to vote for Gavin Newsom” Club stand up. Make them hear you. Let them know that you will never vote for him. Period. You can be our ally or we can be your enemy.
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It’s February 13, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?
Yes.
Yes.
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
It’s February 13, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?
Yes.
Yes.
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Brought to you by the party that told us a little genocide can't hurt so we better accept it to beat Trump, a progressive hero who chose to have Nazi symbolism etched on his flesh & carry it for life until called out.
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Brought to you by the party that told us a little genocide can't hurt so we better accept it to beat Trump, a progressive hero who chose to have Nazi symbolism etched on his flesh & carry it for life until called out.
Ngl, I bet this pilot really thought about taking one for the team on the flight home and doing the funniest thing ever.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ngl, I bet this pilot really thought about taking one for the team on the flight home and doing the funniest thing ever.
Our child (home by herself overnight for the first time) calling us to show us that she made her friend do her makeup to make her look like the frog from Rapunzel. I gotta admire her commitment to the weirdo bit that she partially got from me.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Our child (home by herself overnight for the first time) calling us to show us that she made her friend do her makeup to make her look like the frog from Rapunzel. I gotta admire her commitment to the weirdo bit that she partially got from me.
As someone who has smoked out of both apples and aluminum cans many times in the 90s this made me laugh way harder than it should have.
going to @thelouvreof.bsky.social and finding art within the art
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
As someone who has smoked out of both apples and aluminum cans many times in the 90s this made me laugh way harder than it should have.
He has the opportunity to go to the Nationals and do the funniest thing possible.
He will be eligible to run for President in 2028 I believe and this is exactly the energy I want from any elected official.
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He has the opportunity to go to the Nationals and do the funniest thing possible.
Honestly, one of the biggest things that gets me is not how brazenly evil these people are, it’s that they are so brazenly mean. And it is totally unearned. They are literally scum and aren’t better than anyone like they think they are.
“.. Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give polygraph tests to employees they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane ..”
@wsj.com
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February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Honestly, one of the biggest things that gets me is not how brazenly evil these people are, it’s that they are so brazenly mean. And it is totally unearned. They are literally scum and aren’t better than anyone like they think they are.
If this becomes law it essentially dooms this country.
Breaking: House passes new version of SAVE Act, worst voter suppression bill considered by Congress. Could disenfranchise:
-21 million Americans w/out access to citizenship papers
-69 mil married women who took partner’s name
-21 mil w/out valid drivers license
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
-21 million Americans w/out access to citizenship papers
-69 mil married women who took partner’s name
-21 mil w/out valid drivers license
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The GOP’s “show us your papers” bill Is the latest effort to help Trump take over elections
“If the SAVE Act were to pass, it would be the worst voter suppression law that Congress has ever enacted"
www.motherjones.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If this becomes law it essentially dooms this country.
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“Saggy titties in the Kalahari (deep bass voice in the background) NO BRA”
When @probablyinbed.bsky.social gets a little buzzed she turns into Linda Belcher and sings half her words lol. It’s so adorable.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Saggy titties in the Kalahari (deep bass voice in the background) NO BRA”
When @probablyinbed.bsky.social gets a little buzzed she turns into Linda Belcher and sings half her words lol. It’s so adorable.
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
When @probablyinbed.bsky.social gets a little buzzed she turns into Linda Belcher and sings half her words lol. It’s so adorable.
Was just driving back to the hotel on country roads and was relying a little bit too much on Apple Maps instead of my eyes, which it turns out was off by about 50-100 feet, and I totally get how Michael Scott drove his car into a lake.
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Was just driving back to the hotel on country roads and was relying a little bit too much on Apple Maps instead of my eyes, which it turns out was off by about 50-100 feet, and I totally get how Michael Scott drove his car into a lake.
Cookin up a big ass steak and some shrimp.
(Always gotta hand it to the restaurants that trick you into cooking your own goddamn food.)
(Always gotta hand it to the restaurants that trick you into cooking your own goddamn food.)
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Cookin up a big ass steak and some shrimp.
(Always gotta hand it to the restaurants that trick you into cooking your own goddamn food.)
(Always gotta hand it to the restaurants that trick you into cooking your own goddamn food.)
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what the fuck
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
what the fuck
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they like to fuck kids and we are letting them disappear kids
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
they like to fuck kids and we are letting them disappear kids
I don’t think many people realize how awful and insignificant the SB halftime shows were until about 20 years ago.
It has come to my attention that not everybody vividly remembers the 1995 Halftime Show that was just a big ad for the new Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye ride at Disneyland and I gotta fix that right now youtu.be/wjXSqaSmhh4?...
Super Bowl 1995 Halftime Show
YouTube video by MoedredTV
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February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I don’t think many people realize how awful and insignificant the SB halftime shows were until about 20 years ago.
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R.I.P. Darwin, born about 170 years too soon to be the true poster you were meant to be
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
R.I.P. Darwin, born about 170 years too soon to be the true poster you were meant to be
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Asking white nationalists to define their terms is reverse racism
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Asking white nationalists to define their terms is reverse racism
Just heard a guy in this hotel call his kid Gandalf and I really hope it’s a nickname.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Just heard a guy in this hotel call his kid Gandalf and I really hope it’s a nickname.
Embarrassment to my goddamn state.
Ron Johnson to Keith Ellison: "Two people are dead because you encouraged them to put themselves into harm's way! And now you are exploiting those two martyrs. You ought to feel damn guilty about it. Yeah, sit there and smirk. Smirk. It's sick! It's despicable. You disgust me."
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Embarrassment to my goddamn state.
It’s February 12, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?
Yes.
Yes.
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It’s February 12, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?
Yes.
Yes.