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I run an elite year-round camp for the orchids. You have no idea the kind of pressure i'm under
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November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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an angel upon earth
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Angelic creature blesses me
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I never learnt anything . didn't know i was suppose to
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Putting my life savings into advancing kibble technology
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
sick and eating kibble. i hope it nourishes me
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In a weird phase of my life where I feel like watching Surf's Up (2007) everyday
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I Don't Care! I Loathe It!
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i love Chopin. makes me feel like a porcelain swan
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[first date] *nervously picking at food * So.. from whence dost thou hail...shawty?
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
tweeting some shit like "just saw a strange light beam not far from my house" and then turning off my phone for five days
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i like when a fellow is really peculiar .
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Got My Tattoo Touched Up
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I feel like you can't call not having sex for 30 days "practicing sexual abstinence." thats just called not having sex for a month
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i wish I was tiny & i had a lot of other tiny friends and we could do this. i don't recognize myself when i look in the mirror
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Customer Is My Opp
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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ok i finally listened to it, this is album of the year forever. this is what they play in heaven
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When You Look Too Closely At The Food Youre Eating And Then Get Too Scared To Finish Eating It..
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When Youre Lowkey Swole..
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Big Things Coming 🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
LUX is more impactful than the second coming of Christ
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM