Rachel
@racheldachel.bsky.social
NYC native living in Lalaland
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Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
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Rainy day black and whites + mood and feels in fall. Lightroom storytelling. Symmetry drama.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Rainy day black and whites + mood and feels in fall. Lightroom storytelling. Symmetry drama.
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Postbox in the Langdales one November with mist and a dusting of snow over the Langdale Pikes, Lake District.
#LakeDistrict
#PostboxSaturday
#Landscape
#Mist
#Snow
#Photography
#LakeDistrict
#PostboxSaturday
#Landscape
#Mist
#Snow
#Photography
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Postbox in the Langdales one November with mist and a dusting of snow over the Langdale Pikes, Lake District.
#LakeDistrict
#PostboxSaturday
#Landscape
#Mist
#Snow
#Photography
#LakeDistrict
#PostboxSaturday
#Landscape
#Mist
#Snow
#Photography
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ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
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November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
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We’re trying something new this weekend and opening up the first Human Petting Zoo. Please don’t make it weird.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We’re trying something new this weekend and opening up the first Human Petting Zoo. Please don’t make it weird.
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
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As long as we’re clarifying the appropriate age for rape? What age can I cut off a ballsac? It’s 79 isn’t it?
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As long as we’re clarifying the appropriate age for rape? What age can I cut off a ballsac? It’s 79 isn’t it?
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Claire Danes should win the first and last Emmy for Best Holding Back Tears Chin Quiver
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Claire Danes should win the first and last Emmy for Best Holding Back Tears Chin Quiver
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I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
May 27, 2023 at 12:07 AM
me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
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Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
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I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Nobody lays on grand pianos in smoky rooms and sings about New York anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nobody lays on grand pianos in smoky rooms and sings about New York anymore.
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Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
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November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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We won't claim to have loose slots, but our bartenders can point out machines that have weird electrical problems and others that collect human souls.
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We won't claim to have loose slots, but our bartenders can point out machines that have weird electrical problems and others that collect human souls.
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I never really got into birdwatching, but I'm grateful to those who did. Who knows what birds might be getting up to if nobody was keeping an eye on them
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I never really got into birdwatching, but I'm grateful to those who did. Who knows what birds might be getting up to if nobody was keeping an eye on them
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the right people will root for you when the ones who should, don’t
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the right people will root for you when the ones who should, don’t
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oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
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ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤