Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
Life is short. Do something weird.
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
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Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
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first date idea: you bring the rage bait.. and i click it
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
first date idea: you bring the rage bait.. and i click it
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if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
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donuts are just edible mood rings
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
donuts are just edible mood rings
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
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adults should be allowed to use sippy cups
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
adults should be allowed to use sippy cups
I always thought Sliders intro needed to include that squeaky noise your legs make when you slide in shorts.
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I always thought Sliders intro needed to include that squeaky noise your legs make when you slide in shorts.
Oh this is all a misunderstanding, it’s just “Bring A World Leader To Work Against Their Will” Day.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Oh this is all a misunderstanding, it’s just “Bring A World Leader To Work Against Their Will” Day.
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My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
The TV: hot singles are in your area
Me: (looking for a LEGO piece) omg where tf is it
Me: (looking for a LEGO piece) omg where tf is it
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The TV: hot singles are in your area
Me: (looking for a LEGO piece) omg where tf is it
Me: (looking for a LEGO piece) omg where tf is it
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
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turn down for what just came on at the gym (do no make eye contact)
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
turn down for what just came on at the gym (do no make eye contact)
Lego executive: it’s a whitesaber
Another Lego executive: we are NOT calling it that
Another Lego executive: we are NOT calling it that
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Lego executive: it’s a whitesaber
Another Lego executive: we are NOT calling it that
Another Lego executive: we are NOT calling it that
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(at a funeral) can we talk about something else i mean he’s literally gone
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
(at a funeral) can we talk about something else i mean he’s literally gone
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I wish burritos were in the fruit/vegetable categories
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I wish burritos were in the fruit/vegetable categories
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i like to sing my cat such hits like “i want to kiss your toe beans” and “id kill myself without you”
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
i like to sing my cat such hits like “i want to kiss your toe beans” and “id kill myself without you”
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i leave booby traps for burglars like a sink full of dishes and a dirty cat box
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i leave booby traps for burglars like a sink full of dishes and a dirty cat box
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father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
We do LEGO at our house, and we made something that reflected our hopes and aspirations for the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We do LEGO at our house, and we made something that reflected our hopes and aspirations for the new year.
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I'm pretty good at emerging from stuff. Shadows, fog, murky water - I'll emerge from them all
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm pretty good at emerging from stuff. Shadows, fog, murky water - I'll emerge from them all
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how dare you agree with me
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
how dare you agree with me
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<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
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Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
October 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
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these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
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I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.