Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
Don’t get me wrong, but don’t get me right, either.
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
My wife and I, trying to decide what to do with extra garage space.
October 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My wife and I, trying to decide what to do with extra garage space.
This will be the most money people in jumpsuits and Spirit Halloween masks have ever made at one time.
August 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This will be the most money people in jumpsuits and Spirit Halloween masks have ever made at one time.
Just sitting around, wishing I was the one who likes pizza
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just sitting around, wishing I was the one who likes pizza
(Drives over a CD with 30,000 free hours of internet in solidarity)
August 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
(Drives over a CD with 30,000 free hours of internet in solidarity)
Comic book accurate Wolverine
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Comic book accurate Wolverine
Gonna go ahead and put an end to the debate about the “greatest story ever written.”
August 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Gonna go ahead and put an end to the debate about the “greatest story ever written.”
I’ll be honest, 12 year old me thought I was going to dress like this for the rest of my life
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’ll be honest, 12 year old me thought I was going to dress like this for the rest of my life
When buccal fat removal goes too far…
August 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When buccal fat removal goes too far…
The older I get, the more I need a pair of Megatron’s briefs.
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The older I get, the more I need a pair of Megatron’s briefs.
The cats are no longer safe.
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The cats are no longer safe.
Famous boy band 2000°, known for their only hit, “Throw The Cursed Thing In The Lava.”
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Famous boy band 2000°, known for their only hit, “Throw The Cursed Thing In The Lava.”
This is the new Mortal Kombat. Who you picking?
July 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is the new Mortal Kombat. Who you picking?
This photo of Dora popped up on the Firestick. Where is she exploring? South American pot farms?
July 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This photo of Dora popped up on the Firestick. Where is she exploring? South American pot farms?
Getting a hotel room so I can wake up like this
July 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Getting a hotel room so I can wake up like this
My wife is nearly 10 years younger than I am, so as I approach 50, all of our photos look like this
July 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My wife is nearly 10 years younger than I am, so as I approach 50, all of our photos look like this
This is the face a muppet makes when it doesn’t get any satisfaction
July 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is the face a muppet makes when it doesn’t get any satisfaction
The car they give me when I set my own payment
July 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The car they give me when I set my own payment
Earth, Wind, Water, & Fire. The Babybelements.
July 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Earth, Wind, Water, & Fire. The Babybelements.
Trying to describe half the people in the public eye like
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trying to describe half the people in the public eye like
Finally figured out what to get my wife for her special day
July 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Finally figured out what to get my wife for her special day
When I was a kid, I thought this was the first cordless phone.
July 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
When I was a kid, I thought this was the first cordless phone.
Peering out from the covers each morning like
July 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Peering out from the covers each morning like
Here are my suggestions for a possible replacement for the steering wheel:
July 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here are my suggestions for a possible replacement for the steering wheel:
When my kids ask their mom to buy a new Nintendo game without my suggestion or influence
July 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When my kids ask their mom to buy a new Nintendo game without my suggestion or influence
This toad just hopped by. Stopped for a second. Could have sworn I heard him mutter, “weaksauce.”
July 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This toad just hopped by. Stopped for a second. Could have sworn I heard him mutter, “weaksauce.”