Mafyoo
@pyrogrunt.bsky.social
I am a half-eaten butternut squash
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I’ve only got Delta Goodrem and Guy Sebastian left on my calling for a royal commission bingo card. Feeling pretty confident.
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I’ve only got Delta Goodrem and Guy Sebastian left on my calling for a royal commission bingo card. Feeling pretty confident.
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This is it. I found the dumbest fucking thing you will read today.
Apparently free public transport for people under 18 will cause "an issue" because when those people turn 18, they will have been "conditioned" not to pay.
By that logic, toddlers should pay rent and board.
Apparently free public transport for people under 18 will cause "an issue" because when those people turn 18, they will have been "conditioned" not to pay.
By that logic, toddlers should pay rent and board.
![Paul Strickland, La Trobe University senior lecturer in sport, tourism, hospitality and events, said the fare incentives would help the hospitality industry and the environment.
But he warned such decisions were also conditioning children not to pay for public transport.
"If you're a seven-year-old and you're taking public transport, you're doing that for free for [over a decade] and then all of a sudden you have to pay, there's going to be an issue," Dr Strickland said.
"I don't know any model around the world where public transport is absolutely free."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eetlxdmpe6fkpj6bng3wi37l/bafkreia4ylk4jm7cn5gugsf2nnmn3tua66rdtjk36ow7jguafwnr43cqqu@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is it. I found the dumbest fucking thing you will read today.
Apparently free public transport for people under 18 will cause "an issue" because when those people turn 18, they will have been "conditioned" not to pay.
By that logic, toddlers should pay rent and board.
Apparently free public transport for people under 18 will cause "an issue" because when those people turn 18, they will have been "conditioned" not to pay.
By that logic, toddlers should pay rent and board.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Never mind if it's possible. Even if it were, is that something we want? Having no shared culture?
Imagine having read a book, or watched a film, or played a game and having nobody you can talk about it who have read, watched, or played the same thing.
That seems awful in every way.
Imagine having read a book, or watched a film, or played a game and having nobody you can talk about it who have read, watched, or played the same thing.
That seems awful in every way.
unfortunately, this paragraph of the manifesto is not correct in any way whatsoever.
no existing thing sold as "AI" does this at all. the marketers lie that it does, and then it doesn't.
anyone signing this manifesto, ask them for the software that does this.
no existing thing sold as "AI" does this at all. the marketers lie that it does, and then it doesn't.
anyone signing this manifesto, ask them for the software that does this.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Never mind if it's possible. Even if it were, is that something we want? Having no shared culture?
Imagine having read a book, or watched a film, or played a game and having nobody you can talk about it who have read, watched, or played the same thing.
That seems awful in every way.
Imagine having read a book, or watched a film, or played a game and having nobody you can talk about it who have read, watched, or played the same thing.
That seems awful in every way.
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he’s just a big fan of numerology
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
he’s just a big fan of numerology
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Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
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Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'll just leave these here
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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I've been saying for a while that when a real conspiracy emerges the Conspiracy Theory Complex will be some of the least interested people in it, because the point of the Conspiracy Theory Complex is not to discover conspiracy but to create rationales to justify untenable beliefs.
Alex Jones on encountering actual gay frogs: “NOTHINGBURGER it’s a Nothingburger on Top of Bottom Nothingburger!”
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've been saying for a while that when a real conspiracy emerges the Conspiracy Theory Complex will be some of the least interested people in it, because the point of the Conspiracy Theory Complex is not to discover conspiracy but to create rationales to justify untenable beliefs.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
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Days since an Australian university admitted to wage theft: 0
Deakin University admits underpaying wages to casual staff totalling $2.9m and announces payback process for those affected.
Read more: nteu.au/News_Article...
#HigherEducation #AcademicSky #HigherEd #auspol
Read more: nteu.au/News_Article...
#HigherEducation #AcademicSky #HigherEd #auspol
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Days since an Australian university admitted to wage theft: 0
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
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Barnaby Joyce being disloyal? doesn't sound like the families man we all know
#BREAKING 🚨 The Sydney Morning Herald reports Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce is in "advanced talks" to defect to Pauline Hanson's One Nation
When asked, Joyce reportedly declined to comment, while Hanson did not deny that discussions were ongoing
When asked, Joyce reportedly declined to comment, while Hanson did not deny that discussions were ongoing
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Barnaby Joyce being disloyal? doesn't sound like the families man we all know
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On the other hand, it's been a long time since someone from The Australian turned up and found themselves the smartest person in the room
Seems that once the Australian turned up to the first Pentagon briefing and only saw 14 other far right bloggers there they had some second thoughts
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
On the other hand, it's been a long time since someone from The Australian turned up and found themselves the smartest person in the room
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yeah me too mate, that's why we're both at the local library
October 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
yeah me too mate, that's why we're both at the local library
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It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting
Nvidia's market cap now exceeds that of all of big pharma combined.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting
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From the folks who brought you “stop virtue signaling”…
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
From the folks who brought you “stop virtue signaling”…