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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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I simply love when a film is 1h34m
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I simply love when a film is 1h34m
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Nice feast of Stephen you got there. Be a shame if someone were to look out on it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Nice feast of Stephen you got there. Be a shame if someone were to look out on it.
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my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Merry Christmas! On my way to the butchers to get the biggest goose in the shop, been saving up all year. I assume nobody else will suddenly purchase it out from under me
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Merry Christmas! On my way to the butchers to get the biggest goose in the shop, been saving up all year. I assume nobody else will suddenly purchase it out from under me
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In the sermon, right after the priest said Christ chose not to come in power or wealth but as a fragile little baby, a baby laughed in the otherwise silent church. Magical
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In the sermon, right after the priest said Christ chose not to come in power or wealth but as a fragile little baby, a baby laughed in the otherwise silent church. Magical
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[with increasing panic]
and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,
and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
[with increasing panic]
and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,
and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,
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This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
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Entering my daughter’s sleeping arrangements for #DuvetKnowItsChristmas this year. We have family over and staying in her room, so she is on a single mattress under her brother’s bunk bed. She brought the vine lights with her, but the cork board will be handy if she does any festive crime-solving.
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Entering my daughter’s sleeping arrangements for #DuvetKnowItsChristmas this year. We have family over and staying in her room, so she is on a single mattress under her brother’s bunk bed. She brought the vine lights with her, but the cork board will be handy if she does any festive crime-solving.
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Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
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This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.
But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?
#duvetknowitschristmas
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So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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Absolutely getting it in the neck over here for serving Mum a glass of red cooking wine instead of the red drinking wine
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Absolutely getting it in the neck over here for serving Mum a glass of red cooking wine instead of the red drinking wine
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
Found your Christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
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Preston the dog from A Close Shave is in the EDL
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Preston the dog from A Close Shave is in the EDL
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mum they're back and they still want figgy pudding
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
mum they're back and they still want figgy pudding
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had to go to church as a kid so I said Cod instead of god. Everyone was straight up duped by my little ruse
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
had to go to church as a kid so I said Cod instead of god. Everyone was straight up duped by my little ruse
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Due to an online order fuck up I am now in Sainsbury's doing a full Christmas shop and I don't know if you've seen Uncut Gems
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Due to an online order fuck up I am now in Sainsbury's doing a full Christmas shop and I don't know if you've seen Uncut Gems
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He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And he’s checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SHENANIGANS
*has a seat*
Proceed.
*has a seat*
Proceed.
March 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SHENANIGANS
*has a seat*
Proceed.
*has a seat*
Proceed.
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Teachers used to tell us as kids, "There are no stupid questions," and I truly believed it until Reddit came along.
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Teachers used to tell us as kids, "There are no stupid questions," and I truly believed it until Reddit came along.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby