Franglaise
@franglaise.bsky.social
Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
Street sweepers up and at em
Suspect they’ll be in overdrive next weekend if predicted frost arrives
Suspect they’ll be in overdrive next weekend if predicted frost arrives
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Street sweepers up and at em
Suspect they’ll be in overdrive next weekend if predicted frost arrives
Suspect they’ll be in overdrive next weekend if predicted frost arrives
Chonk on neighbourhood watch
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Chonk on neighbourhood watch
Just met a real life teddy bear
Ok it was a dog but he had the most amazing teddy bear like legs!
Look at him!!
Ok it was a dog but he had the most amazing teddy bear like legs!
Look at him!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just met a real life teddy bear
Ok it was a dog but he had the most amazing teddy bear like legs!
Look at him!!
Ok it was a dog but he had the most amazing teddy bear like legs!
Look at him!!
OH’s home
He noticed the chandelier I bought (from somebody in a supermarché car park, but that’s a whole other story) because it’s sat on the kitchen floor
However, the huge, old, fuck off mirror that I’ve propped up above the fireplace ? Nope, not even registered!
He noticed the chandelier I bought (from somebody in a supermarché car park, but that’s a whole other story) because it’s sat on the kitchen floor
However, the huge, old, fuck off mirror that I’ve propped up above the fireplace ? Nope, not even registered!
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
OH’s home
He noticed the chandelier I bought (from somebody in a supermarché car park, but that’s a whole other story) because it’s sat on the kitchen floor
However, the huge, old, fuck off mirror that I’ve propped up above the fireplace ? Nope, not even registered!
He noticed the chandelier I bought (from somebody in a supermarché car park, but that’s a whole other story) because it’s sat on the kitchen floor
However, the huge, old, fuck off mirror that I’ve propped up above the fireplace ? Nope, not even registered!
Who went out at 8h30 bundled up in a big jumper only to discover a weird orangey glow & it’s actually already 18°C
Definitely nothing to see here
Definitely nothing to see here
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Who went out at 8h30 bundled up in a big jumper only to discover a weird orangey glow & it’s actually already 18°C
Definitely nothing to see here
Definitely nothing to see here
Chonk has taken to watching tv
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Chonk has taken to watching tv
Cosy in photo form
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cosy in photo form
Ok mirror in place but not yet hung
Something for OH to look forward to!
Something for OH to look forward to!
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ok mirror in place but not yet hung
Something for OH to look forward to!
Something for OH to look forward to!
Got the mirror and the chandelier yay
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Got the mirror and the chandelier yay
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Having all the fun
Been messaging chauffagiste guy (who
came the other day) since 07h
*Think* we’ve nearly agreed a price/date yay
Have rdv to view mirror also yay
Chandelier seller has just replied - a voir
I’ve already injured myself on a saw rummaging for tools!
Been messaging chauffagiste guy (who
came the other day) since 07h
*Think* we’ve nearly agreed a price/date yay
Have rdv to view mirror also yay
Chandelier seller has just replied - a voir
I’ve already injured myself on a saw rummaging for tools!
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Having all the fun
Been messaging chauffagiste guy (who
came the other day) since 07h
*Think* we’ve nearly agreed a price/date yay
Have rdv to view mirror also yay
Chandelier seller has just replied - a voir
I’ve already injured myself on a saw rummaging for tools!
Been messaging chauffagiste guy (who
came the other day) since 07h
*Think* we’ve nearly agreed a price/date yay
Have rdv to view mirror also yay
Chandelier seller has just replied - a voir
I’ve already injured myself on a saw rummaging for tools!
Hopefully gadding around the countryside tomorrow to buy these beauties
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hopefully gadding around the countryside tomorrow to buy these beauties
I have done all the things *waves arms around wildly* so ahhhhhh
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have done all the things *waves arms around wildly* so ahhhhhh
Ooh Christmas has arrived on the rue!
Languedoc 🇫🇷
Languedoc 🇫🇷
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ooh Christmas has arrived on the rue!
Languedoc 🇫🇷
Languedoc 🇫🇷
Bonjour 👋
*et respire*
No deliveries or workmen due today yay
Have a good one y’all
*et respire*
No deliveries or workmen due today yay
Have a good one y’all
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bonjour 👋
*et respire*
No deliveries or workmen due today yay
Have a good one y’all
*et respire*
No deliveries or workmen due today yay
Have a good one y’all
Having all the fun relaying some loose floor tiles
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Having all the fun relaying some loose floor tiles
Nationalist Jesus UK version “Did you arrive on a small boat? Well you can fuck right off then”
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Nationalist Jesus UK version “Did you arrive on a small boat? Well you can fuck right off then”
Reporting for duty, sahr!
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Reporting for duty, sahr!
C’est lundi
Up and at ‘em
Possibly dealing with plumber today
Le groan
Up and at ‘em
Possibly dealing with plumber today
Le groan
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
C’est lundi
Up and at ‘em
Possibly dealing with plumber today
Le groan
Up and at ‘em
Possibly dealing with plumber today
Le groan
Oh
May have « popped into » the garden centre
May have « popped into » the garden centre
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh
May have « popped into » the garden centre
May have « popped into » the garden centre
Look at me shopping like a mad thing *on a Sunday*
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Look at me shopping like a mad thing *on a Sunday*
Calvin demonstrating how to dimanche
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Calvin demonstrating how to dimanche
I think we* all know how this is going to end
*Chonky apparently unaware
*Chonky apparently unaware
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think we* all know how this is going to end
*Chonky apparently unaware
*Chonky apparently unaware