Franglaise
@franglaise.bsky.social
Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
Not sure there’s a greater shopping experience than when in France they enquire « paquet cadeau ? » (would you like it wrapped?)
It’s nearly always free and beautifully done - think Rowan Atkinson in Love Actually
Got DiL Secret Santa of 2 beautiful wool tartan scarves
It’s nearly always free and beautifully done - think Rowan Atkinson in Love Actually
Got DiL Secret Santa of 2 beautiful wool tartan scarves
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not sure there’s a greater shopping experience than when in France they enquire « paquet cadeau ? » (would you like it wrapped?)
It’s nearly always free and beautifully done - think Rowan Atkinson in Love Actually
Got DiL Secret Santa of 2 beautiful wool tartan scarves
It’s nearly always free and beautifully done - think Rowan Atkinson in Love Actually
Got DiL Secret Santa of 2 beautiful wool tartan scarves
Arbre du jour
S France
S France
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Arbre du jour
S France
S France
Marché de Noël
S France
S France
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Marché de Noël
S France
S France
City centre scenes in the main square (it’s fake snow as it’s currently 16°C!)
S France
S France
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
City centre scenes in the main square (it’s fake snow as it’s currently 16°C!)
S France
S France
This shop!!
A mini troc/brocante delight
S France
A mini troc/brocante delight
S France
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This shop!!
A mini troc/brocante delight
S France
A mini troc/brocante delight
S France
Obsessed by this dog at the Christmas market
Its ears were plaited!!
Its ears were plaited!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Obsessed by this dog at the Christmas market
Its ears were plaited!!
Its ears were plaited!!
Apologies for France spam but I’ve been out promenading!
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Apologies for France spam but I’ve been out promenading!
Neighbourhood Watch in progress
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Neighbourhood Watch in progress
Modern life summed up in one photo
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Modern life summed up in one photo
Honestly you can’t buy this much fun
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Honestly you can’t buy this much fun
Oh shit
I’ve just realised I haven’t fessed up about the latest mirror purchase
Luckily he hasn’t noticed and is unlikely to!
I mean it’s only over a metre high…
I’ve just realised I haven’t fessed up about the latest mirror purchase
Luckily he hasn’t noticed and is unlikely to!
I mean it’s only over a metre high…
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Oh shit
I’ve just realised I haven’t fessed up about the latest mirror purchase
Luckily he hasn’t noticed and is unlikely to!
I mean it’s only over a metre high…
I’ve just realised I haven’t fessed up about the latest mirror purchase
Luckily he hasn’t noticed and is unlikely to!
I mean it’s only over a metre high…
OH has arrived for the weekend
I haven’t yet dared tell him about my chairs (that need structural restoration) purchase
I’ve hidden them in a spare bedroom
Coward!
Send thoughts, prayers & wine please (also fromage & Brets would be good too)
I haven’t yet dared tell him about my chairs (that need structural restoration) purchase
I’ve hidden them in a spare bedroom
Coward!
Send thoughts, prayers & wine please (also fromage & Brets would be good too)
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
OH has arrived for the weekend
I haven’t yet dared tell him about my chairs (that need structural restoration) purchase
I’ve hidden them in a spare bedroom
Coward!
Send thoughts, prayers & wine please (also fromage & Brets would be good too)
I haven’t yet dared tell him about my chairs (that need structural restoration) purchase
I’ve hidden them in a spare bedroom
Coward!
Send thoughts, prayers & wine please (also fromage & Brets would be good too)
Bonjour from S France
You’ve made it
It’s vendredi
Have a good one y’all
You’ve made it
It’s vendredi
Have a good one y’all
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Bonjour from S France
You’ve made it
It’s vendredi
Have a good one y’all
You’ve made it
It’s vendredi
Have a good one y’all
I’ve wrestled a tumble dryer up the stairs with the help of The Teenager
He managed to leave the 2 bags of cat litter at the bottom of the stairs but brought the 6m ladders upstairs
Make it make sense
I need wine
He managed to leave the 2 bags of cat litter at the bottom of the stairs but brought the 6m ladders upstairs
Make it make sense
I need wine
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve wrestled a tumble dryer up the stairs with the help of The Teenager
He managed to leave the 2 bags of cat litter at the bottom of the stairs but brought the 6m ladders upstairs
Make it make sense
I need wine
He managed to leave the 2 bags of cat litter at the bottom of the stairs but brought the 6m ladders upstairs
Make it make sense
I need wine
Yay the good news - got the chairs I’ve been trying to buy since October
The bad news - OH will go mad as they need restoration !
But 5 for €120!!
The bad news - OH will go mad as they need restoration !
But 5 for €120!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Yay the good news - got the chairs I’ve been trying to buy since October
The bad news - OH will go mad as they need restoration !
But 5 for €120!!
The bad news - OH will go mad as they need restoration !
But 5 for €120!!
Found the sister store of Bordeaux’s Flapstore
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Found the sister store of Bordeaux’s Flapstore
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
City scape early this morning S France
The Teenager and I went for a second (pointless) walk to the tax office
We went yesterday but it was closed of course
Open this morning but apparently not the right tax office
Le sigh
Oh well had a lovely walk!!
The Teenager and I went for a second (pointless) walk to the tax office
We went yesterday but it was closed of course
Open this morning but apparently not the right tax office
Le sigh
Oh well had a lovely walk!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
City scape early this morning S France
The Teenager and I went for a second (pointless) walk to the tax office
We went yesterday but it was closed of course
Open this morning but apparently not the right tax office
Le sigh
Oh well had a lovely walk!!
The Teenager and I went for a second (pointless) walk to the tax office
We went yesterday but it was closed of course
Open this morning but apparently not the right tax office
Le sigh
Oh well had a lovely walk!!
Been out and done bins - every day is bin day which makes me happy out of all proportion !
Have a good one y’all
Have a good one y’all
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Been out and done bins - every day is bin day which makes me happy out of all proportion !
Have a good one y’all
Have a good one y’all
A or B ?
It’s for a small guest bedroom
I will probably just put a wall mirror over rather than the triptych
I may well not end up having a choice!
Depends who responds & then will actually give me their address
It’s for a small guest bedroom
I will probably just put a wall mirror over rather than the triptych
I may well not end up having a choice!
Depends who responds & then will actually give me their address
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A or B ?
It’s for a small guest bedroom
I will probably just put a wall mirror over rather than the triptych
I may well not end up having a choice!
Depends who responds & then will actually give me their address
It’s for a small guest bedroom
I will probably just put a wall mirror over rather than the triptych
I may well not end up having a choice!
Depends who responds & then will actually give me their address
Just a beautiful building & Sky
S France
S France
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just a beautiful building & Sky
S France
S France
If there were awards for sleeping deeply, Chonk would be world champion
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If there were awards for sleeping deeply, Chonk would be world champion
Chonk has well and truly adopted The Teenager
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Chonk has well and truly adopted The Teenager
Here it is!
Not yet hung (OH will have that fun to look forward to)
Well worth €50 I think
Not yet hung (OH will have that fun to look forward to)
Well worth €50 I think
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Here it is!
Not yet hung (OH will have that fun to look forward to)
Well worth €50 I think
Not yet hung (OH will have that fun to look forward to)
Well worth €50 I think