Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
Scriptwritist
www.mattleys.com
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Episode 1. A stolen gong, a dead cockapoo and a cutout of Dirk Bogarde. If you like your comedy silly and full of jokes, step inside...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Getting blocked a lot today, presumably because I criticised St Jolyon
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Getting blocked a lot today, presumably because I criticised St Jolyon
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barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
'Word of mouth' coming in last place is objectively funny
Finally, a bit of a reality check from our 2024 election book (out soon!) for everyone hyperventilating about collapsing public trust in the BBC - free to air TV (mostly the BBC) is still the most widely consumed and widely trusted source of news - blows print, online & social media out of the water
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
'Word of mouth' coming in last place is objectively funny
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ooh get her
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
ooh get her
A thread in which my "Fuck off" got louder with every post
Revealing division in my timeline between (1) my insider friends who have lived privileged lives who are very keen that we defend the BBC and think it's important it survives and (2) my outsider friends who feel (at best) ambivalent about the BBC's survival.
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A thread in which my "Fuck off" got louder with every post
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Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
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Wonderful BBC archive clip about black magic in Norfolk in 1964 - soot-blackened sheep’s hearts, weird effigies, and isolated fenland villages.
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1964: A Curious Case of Black Magic in Norfolk | Tonight | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wonderful BBC archive clip about black magic in Norfolk in 1964 - soot-blackened sheep’s hearts, weird effigies, and isolated fenland villages.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
For Armistice Day, here's a letter my great uncle wrote to his old school in 1914 about the Christmas truce
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
For Armistice Day, here's a letter my great uncle wrote to his old school in 1914 about the Christmas truce
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It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It is utter bullshit that the mistaken splicing of two bits of his January 6th 2021 speech on Panorama in October 2024 had any significant impact whatsoever on the reputation of Donald Trump in Britain, or globally, and the claim for $1 billion damages is bullshit and bullying by the US president
Unusually I have read the Booker Prize winner and yes, top work, excellent
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Unusually I have read the Booker Prize winner and yes, top work, excellent
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Boy destroying a piano, Pant-Y-Waun, south Wales, 1961, photo by Philip Jones Griffiths (1936-2008).
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Boy destroying a piano, Pant-Y-Waun, south Wales, 1961, photo by Philip Jones Griffiths (1936-2008).
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Episode 4 this week. And no ... we won't stop banging on about it. Here's a little preview clip brilliantly pulled together by @mattleys.bsky.social and hot off the digital "press"
This week, Dennis and Lee go INTERNATIONAL.
Eps 1, 2 & 3 await you on BBC Sounds. If I can still say BBC.
This week, Dennis and Lee go INTERNATIONAL.
Eps 1, 2 & 3 await you on BBC Sounds. If I can still say BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Episode 4 this week. And no ... we won't stop banging on about it. Here's a little preview clip brilliantly pulled together by @mattleys.bsky.social and hot off the digital "press"
This week, Dennis and Lee go INTERNATIONAL.
Eps 1, 2 & 3 await you on BBC Sounds. If I can still say BBC.
This week, Dennis and Lee go INTERNATIONAL.
Eps 1, 2 & 3 await you on BBC Sounds. If I can still say BBC.
All true, but I wish they cared quite a lot more about children's 😕
If you don’t like the BBC, I suggest that you go to America and watch their TV for a day. It gives you a migraine. The BBC also keeps the standards of the other outlets relatively high. If you think we watch shit now, imagine it with no BBC. And they actually care about drama, children’s, factual.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
All true, but I wish they cared quite a lot more about children's 😕
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There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate
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I do like how, in the bit of Prescott's memo where he criticises the BBC for editing together different parts of Trump's speech, his own quote of "what Trump actually said" is... edited together from different parts of his speech.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I do like how, in the bit of Prescott's memo where he criticises the BBC for editing together different parts of Trump's speech, his own quote of "what Trump actually said" is... edited together from different parts of his speech.
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Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
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Wish the BBC was still staffed by loony lefties who'd call you a thicko in the Radio Times if you didn't like their plays.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wish the BBC was still staffed by loony lefties who'd call you a thicko in the Radio Times if you didn't like their plays.
Incredible scenes
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Incredible scenes
Good piece by Katie Razzall on this unholy mess
Katie Razzall: A seismic moment that shows rift at top of BBC
Katie Razzall: A seismic moment that shows rift at top of BBC
There may be more to this than meets the eye, says the BBC's culture and media editor.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Good piece by Katie Razzall on this unholy mess
Exactly, so the BBC didn't need to shoot themselves in the reputation by editing it that way. But they did, and here we are
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Exactly, so the BBC didn't need to shoot themselves in the reputation by editing it that way. But they did, and here we are
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This was my favourite episode of the series so far. Great work @mattleys.bsky.social and @trenamanmartin.bsky.social. (And @stevedoherty.bsky.social , of course).
"Roger Roger, Dennis Dennis" lovely little throwaway gag, that. #TheAbergeleFiles
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The Abergele Files - Gold - BBC Sounds
The world's worst detective agency has come to North Wales. Relax, criminals.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This was my favourite episode of the series so far. Great work @mattleys.bsky.social and @trenamanmartin.bsky.social. (And @stevedoherty.bsky.social , of course).
Quick dog comfort level check, yep all good
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Quick dog comfort level check, yep all good
Always a pleasure to see Restore Trust get shown the door
National Trust council elections saw a defeat for the Restore Trust campaign.
35k members voted to re-elect a slate of council candidates endorsed by the nominations committee
12k - 13.5k voted for candidates on Restore Trust slate
Non-slate candidated
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35k members voted to re-elect a slate of council candidates endorsed by the nominations committee
12k - 13.5k voted for candidates on Restore Trust slate
Non-slate candidated
www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Voting results from the AGM
Read about the National Trust's 2025 Annual General Meeting and the results from the day.
www.nationaltrust.org.uk
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Always a pleasure to see Restore Trust get shown the door
I put together a piece of non-Ikea flatpack furniture today and have never had more respect for the Ikea designers
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I put together a piece of non-Ikea flatpack furniture today and have never had more respect for the Ikea designers