Matt Leys
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Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Episode 1. A stolen gong, a dead cockapoo and a cutout of Dirk Bogarde. If you like your comedy silly and full of jokes, step inside...
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I know lots of people think this guy is amazing, but he's not, he's a prick
Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I know lots of people think this guy is amazing, but he's not, he's a prick
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Yes, it's almost like – hear me out – it's a bit more complicated.
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Yes, it's almost like – hear me out – it's a bit more complicated.
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Every year, Cambridge Imprint sell a pack of charity Christmas cards with a print design of these carvings.
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Every year, Cambridge Imprint sell a pack of charity Christmas cards with a print design of these carvings.
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Muting “FIFA Peace Prize” – the risk of someone making the joke remains alarmingly high after more than 9 hours of the joke being made
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Muting “FIFA Peace Prize” – the risk of someone making the joke remains alarmingly high after more than 9 hours of the joke being made
Why am I living in some terrible steampunk timeline
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Why am I living in some terrible steampunk timeline
Time to deploy the emergency poster
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Time to deploy the emergency poster
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Everything going well.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Everything going well.
Oh aye?
Russian government says it’s “deeply worried” by the US strikes in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Oh aye?
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
Well I don't know about you but I feel the world is a lot safer now
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Well I don't know about you but I feel the world is a lot safer now
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So confusing how he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded annually to the worst fucking guy who does the stupidest most destructive shit
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
So confusing how he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded annually to the worst fucking guy who does the stupidest most destructive shit
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Which one's Celia Imrie?
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Which one's Celia Imrie?
Hang on, ten years since The Night Manager s1 and we need a recap to know what's going on? Thanks but no thanks.
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hang on, ten years since The Night Manager s1 and we need a recap to know what's going on? Thanks but no thanks.
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Me making sparkling smalltalk at parties #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Me making sparkling smalltalk at parties #TheTraitors
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“It is slightly deflating having someone else dictate who we can and can’t murder.” You and me both, Stephen. #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
“It is slightly deflating having someone else dictate who we can and can’t murder.” You and me both, Stephen. #TheTraitors
I think the secret traitor is ALSO A TRAITOR
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I think the secret traitor is ALSO A TRAITOR
Yellow warning for snow tomorrow, which obviously is never not funny
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Yellow warning for snow tomorrow, which obviously is never not funny
On iPlayer now, campy noir fans! 88 minutes of crackling genius
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
On iPlayer now, campy noir fans! 88 minutes of crackling genius
That's how to start the new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
That's how to start the new year
Portrait of Monsieur Benn
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Portrait of Monsieur Benn
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Morning all.
Photograph by Michael Bennett, North Wales 1979.
Photograph by Michael Bennett, North Wales 1979.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Morning all.
Photograph by Michael Bennett, North Wales 1979.
Photograph by Michael Bennett, North Wales 1979.