Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
Scriptwritist
www.mattleys.com
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Episode 1. A stolen gong, a dead cockapoo and a cutout of Dirk Bogarde. If you like your comedy silly and full of jokes, step inside...
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Groenplaats (2025) photograph by Anne Billson
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Groenplaats (2025) photograph by Anne Billson
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More horn sections. This time a full big band section (alto, alto, tenor, tenor, baritone) doing a sort of R&B 9/8 thing. Very thrown together today, but fun to arrange.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
More horn sections. This time a full big band section (alto, alto, tenor, tenor, baritone) doing a sort of R&B 9/8 thing. Very thrown together today, but fun to arrange.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Oh my god IT'S THE MEME!!!
Grace Kelly, Clark Gable, Ava Gardner “MOGAMBO” (1953) dir. John Ford
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh my god IT'S THE MEME!!!
NOW!
Tonight is the final episode of THE ABERGELE FILES. There are spies, casinos, master criminals, murders and a gunfight on the roof of a speeding train.
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
NOW!
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Sad to hear about the fire at the DoJ filing room that happened next weekend.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sad to hear about the fire at the DoJ filing room that happened next weekend.
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My god, imagine how hot that plane is coming in if they’ve got the ground crews foaming the runway this hard.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My god, imagine how hot that plane is coming in if they’ve got the ground crews foaming the runway this hard.
Back on the New River
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Back on the New River
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If you need something heartwarming today, go online and read reviews of TVs written by old people. "I simply can't imagine having anything better and am so sorry that I did not consider this some time ago. I can relax and watch programmes now in a very pleasant way." You go on lad. You deserve it. 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
If you need something heartwarming today, go online and read reviews of TVs written by old people. "I simply can't imagine having anything better and am so sorry that I did not consider this some time ago. I can relax and watch programmes now in a very pleasant way." You go on lad. You deserve it. 🥹
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
Tonight is the final episode of THE ABERGELE FILES. There are spies, casinos, master criminals, murders and a gunfight on the roof of a speeding train.
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Tonight is the final episode of THE ABERGELE FILES. There are spies, casinos, master criminals, murders and a gunfight on the roof of a speeding train.
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
'Geneva' is on Radio Wales at 6.30 and BBC Sounds after that
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November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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GO TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
GO TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Weird how 'Andrew Mountbatten Windsor' sounds posher than 'Prince Andrew'
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Weird how 'Andrew Mountbatten Windsor' sounds posher than 'Prince Andrew'
The writery is looking a bit autumnal
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The writery is looking a bit autumnal
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Pair of charmingly grumpy owls out on skates for winter fun. Have even brought along a snack! By Adriaen van de Venne, who died (alas!) on this day 1662.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Pair of charmingly grumpy owls out on skates for winter fun. Have even brought along a snack! By Adriaen van de Venne, who died (alas!) on this day 1662.
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NEW
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
emptycity.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
NEW
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
Prisencolinensinainciusol: the missing verse
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Prisencolinensinainciusol: the missing verse
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On broken prisons, a besieged BBC and the problem of collective politics in a climate of mistrust www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
There’s a missing link in British public life – and it underpins crises from the BBC to our prisons | Rafael Behr
A declining sense of collective identity is corroding trust in our institutions and undermining democratic politics, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
On broken prisons, a besieged BBC and the problem of collective politics in a climate of mistrust www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Rabbits Jousting from The Breviary of Renaud de Bar, Metz, 1302-1303
September 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Rabbits Jousting from The Breviary of Renaud de Bar, Metz, 1302-1303
If you've never enjoyed the exploding whale video, here is your chance to enjoy the exploding whale video
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If you've never enjoyed the exploding whale video, here is your chance to enjoy the exploding whale video
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I called out another woman’s name while making love to my wife. Neither of us had heard of her.
“Mrs Agnes Bishop!"
We googled her afterwards. Turns out she was the first woman to head the Children's Hospital in Winnipeg.
“Mrs Agnes Bishop!"
We googled her afterwards. Turns out she was the first woman to head the Children's Hospital in Winnipeg.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I called out another woman’s name while making love to my wife. Neither of us had heard of her.
“Mrs Agnes Bishop!"
We googled her afterwards. Turns out she was the first woman to head the Children's Hospital in Winnipeg.
“Mrs Agnes Bishop!"
We googled her afterwards. Turns out she was the first woman to head the Children's Hospital in Winnipeg.
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How had I missed the fact the New Zealand Basketball team are know as the Tall Blacks?
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How had I missed the fact the New Zealand Basketball team are know as the Tall Blacks?