Tyron
@tyron.bsky.social
Raise taxes, repair the country. Inspired by joy, sobriety, Marcel Duchamp, Kelis, Mata Hari, and those hallucinations I used to have.
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Tyron
@tyron.bsky.social
· Jul 3
what people think the gay lifestyle is vs. what the gay lifestyle actually is
in all seriousness, this is exactly why Sajid Javid revoking Shamima Begum's citizenship was so abhorrent. It's irrelevant how savoury a character Shamima (or any individual) was - opening the door on the principle of citizenship as a gift rather than a fact just wasn't ever remotely worth it.
I don't think we should revoke citizenship because of some tweets
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
in all seriousness, this is exactly why Sajid Javid revoking Shamima Begum's citizenship was so abhorrent. It's irrelevant how savoury a character Shamima (or any individual) was - opening the door on the principle of citizenship as a gift rather than a fact just wasn't ever remotely worth it.
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So the Hard Right position is that you should only have to suffer the consequences for tweets inciting racial hatred if you're name is...oh I don't know...Adbel Fattah? If your name is Lucy Connolly and you admit to doing it, you should get a parade actually.
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
So the Hard Right position is that you should only have to suffer the consequences for tweets inciting racial hatred if you're name is...oh I don't know...Adbel Fattah? If your name is Lucy Connolly and you admit to doing it, you should get a parade actually.
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Reject modernity (opinion polls), Retvrn to tradition (leader appears in a large stadium and is cheered or booed)
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reject modernity (opinion polls), Retvrn to tradition (leader appears in a large stadium and is cheered or booed)
uncontrollably giggling
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
uncontrollably giggling
SCREAMING at the Christmas present I just got back to!!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
SCREAMING at the Christmas present I just got back to!!!
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Opener was unfortunately even funnier — pure Partridge
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Opener was unfortunately even funnier — pure Partridge
Oh... to be lost in the reverie of the hormonal honk of a Gorgonzola
December 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh... to be lost in the reverie of the hormonal honk of a Gorgonzola
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YouGov "Is a transgender woman a woman?" among 18-29
"Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025)
this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke
Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine
"Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025)
this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke
Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
YouGov "Is a transgender woman a woman?" among 18-29
"Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025)
this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke
Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine
"Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025)
this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke
Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine
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What is the *funniest* Trump misread? To me, it is Ian Leslie writing that he has an "almost physical horror of violence". He wrote that this year!
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What is the *funniest* Trump misread? To me, it is Ian Leslie writing that he has an "almost physical horror of violence". He wrote that this year!
honestly watching Inside Out and the sequel has really just reminded me that this may be the single most deranged meme of all time
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
honestly watching Inside Out and the sequel has really just reminded me that this may be the single most deranged meme of all time
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We've always had these dead-eyed socipaths around. It's just a few years ago they were ignored and now they're "senior fellow" at places funded by evil millionaires + going on podcasts with a brain-rotted ex-PM.
Harrison Pitt accuses the King of treachery. Pitt is a Senior Policy Fellow for Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain, who also regularly co-hosts podcasts with his ally Tomlinson (who advocates banning all ethnic and faith minorities from public office). Like Lowe, Pitt is keen to dissolve boundaries/norms
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
We've always had these dead-eyed socipaths around. It's just a few years ago they were ignored and now they're "senior fellow" at places funded by evil millionaires + going on podcasts with a brain-rotted ex-PM.
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James II, living just long enough in exile that the Act of Settlement was passed in his lifetime
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
James II, living just long enough in exile that the Act of Settlement was passed in his lifetime
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bluesky's discover function is like na'vi style tail connecting with stephen bush's inner monolouge
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
bluesky's discover function is like na'vi style tail connecting with stephen bush's inner monolouge
Joy in Inside Out kinda giving quirked up ethereal bisexual Marge Simpson...
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Joy in Inside Out kinda giving quirked up ethereal bisexual Marge Simpson...
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often think about how Casablanca - a film on a quasi-epic scale with a fairly complex plot - clocks in at 102 minutes
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
often think about how Casablanca - a film on a quasi-epic scale with a fairly complex plot - clocks in at 102 minutes
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And when a novel is 184pp
I simply love when a film is 1h34m
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
And when a novel is 184pp
I simply love when a film is 1h34m
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I simply love when a film is 1h34m
shouldn't basil brush be dead by now. i swear foxes do not live that long
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
shouldn't basil brush be dead by now. i swear foxes do not live that long
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Today is their day
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Today is their day
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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"Heretic"
He's not Christian! He can't be a heretic by definition!
He's not Christian! He can't be a heretic by definition!
🤡 Just a reminder, everyone who supports the Russians — supports this…
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Heretic"
He's not Christian! He can't be a heretic by definition!
He's not Christian! He can't be a heretic by definition!