Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
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Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
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Just got even more thrown for a loop when @pftompkins.bsky.social showed up with a giant crab claw
Kids are watching some show on Netflix and the voice of Master Shake just showed up. Really threw me for a loop
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just got even more thrown for a loop when @pftompkins.bsky.social showed up with a giant crab claw
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Did Kanye design these
Two-day-old zebrafish larvae, as seen through a scanning electron microscope
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Did Kanye design these
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Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
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this is the trump guy urtext
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this is the trump guy urtext
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An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.
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Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
Every detail of this story is astonishingly weird but by far the thing that shocked me the most is that Pete Davidson is only 31 years old
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
In a surprise 'SNL' return, Pete Davidson jokes about ferry purchase, expecting a baby
Pete Davidson made a surprise return to "Saturday Night Live," where he joked about losing "millions" on his Staten Island Ferry project.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Every detail of this story is astonishingly weird but by far the thing that shocked me the most is that Pete Davidson is only 31 years old
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
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SINCERE POST™️: you might be very angry tonight. don't let that anger eat you. that doesn't mean "don't be angry." just don't let it turn you to despair. anger in an energy, and you can use it as fuel for actions. As the saying goes, let this radicalize you
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
SINCERE POST™️: you might be very angry tonight. don't let that anger eat you. that doesn't mean "don't be angry." just don't let it turn you to despair. anger in an energy, and you can use it as fuel for actions. As the saying goes, let this radicalize you
I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
TESLA’S HEAD OF CYBERTRUCK PROGRAM SIDDHANT AWASTHI IS LEAVING THE COMPANY - ELECTREK #TESLA $TSLA #Cybertruck
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
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On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
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Anyway, I'm not spending another second being sad. Lost too much time to that already. And I also know I'm not leaving this earth before GTA VI gets here. Grady can lay that hospital bill right on my tombstone.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyway, I'm not spending another second being sad. Lost too much time to that already. And I also know I'm not leaving this earth before GTA VI gets here. Grady can lay that hospital bill right on my tombstone.