Jools
@perhapsnow.bsky.social
How about a Bob Ross marathon in Norway?
Reposted by Jools
First guy to open a can of worms: I did not enjoy this experience and will liken future inconveniences to it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
First guy to open a can of worms: I did not enjoy this experience and will liken future inconveniences to it.
Reposted by Jools
googles woodchipper news
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
googles woodchipper news
Reposted by Jools
full contact origami
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
full contact origami
Reposted by Jools
I want daylight saving time banned but I also want standard time banned. Just ban all time, I don't like it
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want daylight saving time banned but I also want standard time banned. Just ban all time, I don't like it
Reposted by Jools
1 out of every 1,300 oregon cannabis dispensary part owners find me funny on bluesky.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
1 out of every 1,300 oregon cannabis dispensary part owners find me funny on bluesky.
Reposted by Jools
I think this English guy just called me stupid but I can’t be sure because it sounded like an apology or maybe a compliment.
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I think this English guy just called me stupid but I can’t be sure because it sounded like an apology or maybe a compliment.
Reposted by Jools
A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
Reposted by Jools
Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.
Reposted by Jools
sure sex is great but have you ever had a growing and persistent sense of dread that turned out to be horribly, sickeningly justified
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
sure sex is great but have you ever had a growing and persistent sense of dread that turned out to be horribly, sickeningly justified
Reposted by Jools
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
My husband got a vape that smells like the color purple, but like the Kool-Aid version, not the Alice Walker one.
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My husband got a vape that smells like the color purple, but like the Kool-Aid version, not the Alice Walker one.
Reposted by Jools
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
Reposted by Jools
My doctor is pretty rude for someone who is concerned about my blood pressure
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My doctor is pretty rude for someone who is concerned about my blood pressure
Reposted by Jools
Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?
Reposted by Jools
When there was only one set of footprints and a buttprint in the sand that's when Jesus decided to walk on water and I said hella no and sat my ass down
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When there was only one set of footprints and a buttprint in the sand that's when Jesus decided to walk on water and I said hella no and sat my ass down
Reposted by Jools
- Am I the only one who...
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
- Am I the only one who...
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
Reposted by Jools
There's so much awful news in the world today that it really is a pleasure to share in other people's joy. I got home from work just in time to see the news cross live to Mamdani's victory speech and I stood there frozen, watching with a big grin on my face, in my living room, in Sydney Australia.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
There's so much awful news in the world today that it really is a pleasure to share in other people's joy. I got home from work just in time to see the news cross live to Mamdani's victory speech and I stood there frozen, watching with a big grin on my face, in my living room, in Sydney Australia.
Reposted by Jools
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
Reposted by Jools
luke skywalker always inserts the usb stick into R2-D2 the wrong way around. this is what happens when you don't use the force.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
luke skywalker always inserts the usb stick into R2-D2 the wrong way around. this is what happens when you don't use the force.
Welp, I left the party today, after nearly 40 years of being a Democrat. I’m tired of being Schumered without a reach around. Grieving with my friends New Jersey Vape, Pinot Grievance and 9 to 5, because Lily Tomlin throwing a sexist pig out the window is almost as good as healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Welp, I left the party today, after nearly 40 years of being a Democrat. I’m tired of being Schumered without a reach around. Grieving with my friends New Jersey Vape, Pinot Grievance and 9 to 5, because Lily Tomlin throwing a sexist pig out the window is almost as good as healthcare.
Reposted by Jools
one of the most stunning things about the past twelve months is that to some Democrats, nothing is more disloyal than demanding that they fight fascism harder
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one of the most stunning things about the past twelve months is that to some Democrats, nothing is more disloyal than demanding that they fight fascism harder
Reposted by Jools
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Reposted by Jools
Murder, she hoped.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Murder, she hoped.
Reposted by Jools
When do the billionaires start fleeting Manhattan Island on makeshift rowboats
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When do the billionaires start fleeting Manhattan Island on makeshift rowboats
Reposted by Jools
charging my beaver under the supermoon as the old Gods intended
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
charging my beaver under the supermoon as the old Gods intended