pentagran.bsky.social
@pentagran.bsky.social
Not a bot lol. Just shy with nothing to say. Probably what a bot would say though...🇳🇿🏴‍☠️
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As a pet owner, I would like more emoji options for cats and dogs!
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I have a hard time making out what the adults on Charlie brown are saying
September 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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asking my cat her secrets
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Being an adult means realizing that Tim Curry wasn’t the villain in Home Alone 2. He was actually the most responsible adult in the movie. The parents were the villains. I said what I said.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This will be the cutest thing you see all day today. ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Teams meetings are a constant struggle to pay attention and not ask about everyone’s pets who appear on screen.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Explaining to my dog that you can’t go into a stranger’s yard and smell all of their possessions and cuss out their dog
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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i tuck my cat into his own little blanket because i am a mother
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Kissed my dog on the paw like she's a fair maiden.

(She is in fact a fair maiden)
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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what a lovely video of a cute animal

be a shame if somebody were to ... put dogshit music over it
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you
July 13, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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living in a moss covered cottage deep in the forest, surrounded by fae folk and botanical gardens where i can bake bread in bliss, would fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Is this how sports people feel watching Sportsball
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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What dogs can teach us... This is the best day. Ever. Be excited that there is food in your bowl. Act happy when someone you love walks through the door. Take walks every day. Nap when you need to. Love with a full heart. Protect your pack.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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pets are such a funny concept like i just got this animal and made it live in my house with me lol
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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wow looks like the hero of this comic book movie or tv show is about to be killed....would be sooooo crazy and unexpected if someone offscreen hit or shot the villain while the camera is on their face conspicuously tight for a fight scene
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM