Dana S. Turkeys 🦃
@danacas1101.bsky.social
Recovering journalist turned marketing god. Humble. Alumna of that one school. Really in to fonts and things that start with W. She/her. 🏳️🌈
I’m not someone who plays Fortnite but seeing that they added Vi and Jinx from Arcane kind of makes me want to play?
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m not someone who plays Fortnite but seeing that they added Vi and Jinx from Arcane kind of makes me want to play?
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“The One With the Holiday Armadillo” is not just the best seasonal episode of “Friends,” it is my favorite seasonal episode of anything
The Holiday Armadillo episode is one of my favorite episodes of any television show ever 😂
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“The One With the Holiday Armadillo” is not just the best seasonal episode of “Friends,” it is my favorite seasonal episode of anything
Blessed to be in a family who does not do Turkey Trots on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Blessed to be in a family who does not do Turkey Trots on Thanksgiving.
Thankful for red wine, green bean casserole, my love, my family (blood and found), and my in-laws encouraging me to leave the table so I can eat dessert while watching the Detroit Lions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thankful for red wine, green bean casserole, my love, my family (blood and found), and my in-laws encouraging me to leave the table so I can eat dessert while watching the Detroit Lions.
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade and I guess I should watch K Pop Demon Hunters now because that song is a bop.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade and I guess I should watch K Pop Demon Hunters now because that song is a bop.
I forget how stressful Thanksgiving can be until Im reminded that my in-laws are THEY CANT KNOW WE SIT people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I forget how stressful Thanksgiving can be until Im reminded that my in-laws are THEY CANT KNOW WE SIT people.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
Cousin made this beautiful meal: pork loin, carrots, Brussel sprouts. Everyone starts disappearing after dinner and not coming back. We go back to our hotel, sleep, then woke up to that scene from The Exorcist.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cousin made this beautiful meal: pork loin, carrots, Brussel sprouts. Everyone starts disappearing after dinner and not coming back. We go back to our hotel, sleep, then woke up to that scene from The Exorcist.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
Turns out that beautiful dinner came with a side of food poisoning and the flu.
The DMV feels like sadness in the form of fluorescent lights and the most uncomfortable plastic chairs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The DMV feels like sadness in the form of fluorescent lights and the most uncomfortable plastic chairs.
Well, the Detroit Lions won.
But oof, was that *ugly.*
But oof, was that *ugly.*
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Well, the Detroit Lions won.
But oof, was that *ugly.*
But oof, was that *ugly.*
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TOOK MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
TOOK MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
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My Gran when I booked iZOMBiE…
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My Gran when I booked iZOMBiE…
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Well clearly that Mamdani news is the biggest thing that’s going to happen today and I can safely log o—-
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well clearly that Mamdani news is the biggest thing that’s going to happen today and I can safely log o—-
The person in front of me at Taco Bell ordered exactly $60 worth of food.
I hope they also ordered some Tums.
I hope they also ordered some Tums.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The person in front of me at Taco Bell ordered exactly $60 worth of food.
I hope they also ordered some Tums.
I hope they also ordered some Tums.
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i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
The one downside to knowing after today I have all of next week off is getting through today.
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The one downside to knowing after today I have all of next week off is getting through today.
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trump branded what now?
this morning's Fox & Friends featured commercials for Trump Watches *and* Trump-branded handguns. a level of presidential grifting that was unfathomable a decade ago.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
trump branded what now?
You want me to wear real pants? With a zipper? On a flight? IN THIS ECONOMY?!
Hard pass, Mr. MTV.
Hard pass, Mr. MTV.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You want me to wear real pants? With a zipper? On a flight? IN THIS ECONOMY?!
Hard pass, Mr. MTV.
Hard pass, Mr. MTV.
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And just like that, the organization that sent American men and women to fight Nazis in World War II has spit on their sacrifice and their memories.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And just like that, the organization that sent American men and women to fight Nazis in World War II has spit on their sacrifice and their memories.
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Update: now he’s suggesting the Democratic lawmakers should be executed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Update: now he’s suggesting the Democratic lawmakers should be executed.
Should I have another cup of coffee this morning?
(No idea why I’m asking this. I’m literally pouring myself another cup but apparently need validation from the internet.)
(No idea why I’m asking this. I’m literally pouring myself another cup but apparently need validation from the internet.)
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Should I have another cup of coffee this morning?
(No idea why I’m asking this. I’m literally pouring myself another cup but apparently need validation from the internet.)
(No idea why I’m asking this. I’m literally pouring myself another cup but apparently need validation from the internet.)
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The fact that this kind of thing is not a cure for depression (seasonal or otherwise) doesn’t mean it can’t go in your toolkit. Your toolkit can be full of dads!
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The fact that this kind of thing is not a cure for depression (seasonal or otherwise) doesn’t mean it can’t go in your toolkit. Your toolkit can be full of dads!
Alright fellow queers, I’m finally starting The Hunting Wives to see Brittany Snow kiss another lady.
And yeah, the plot and stuff too.
And yeah, the plot and stuff too.
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Alright fellow queers, I’m finally starting The Hunting Wives to see Brittany Snow kiss another lady.
And yeah, the plot and stuff too.
And yeah, the plot and stuff too.