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Jan 𓃬 Jan
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lord have mercy on those of us living in Illinois that don't care about the bears winning their game tonight
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
this cookie recipe i'm looking at has you preheat the oven,,, before you freeze the cookie dough for a minimum of 2 hours
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i need a day by myself wandering in the woods
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 AM
touch starved gf touch repulsed gf
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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i think torrenting is so beautiful, looking at the list of your peers is like touching hands with your class siblings all over the world
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
don't mind if i do
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
i stepped outside for a few minutes at work last night. the empty streets offered a sense of tranquility. my thoughts wandered to places not very far from me, to places half a world away, to the people that called those places home and the miseries forced on them. it was surreal and disquieting
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
it's hard to put into words the level of gratitude i feel for being on hrt. i wish everyone could have easy access to it at any age, and for whatever reason
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
i need a tranny version of Parents Just Don't Understand
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
my tiredness contains multitudes
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i have depicted you as gallant—a busybody, preoccupied with propriety and civility—and myself as goofus—a being of raw will, unbidden by the agonizing artifice of society—therefore i win
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
downloading the gay hockey show for my wife because that's what real love is all about; letting your soulmate get hot and bothered due to yoked men on ice fucking each other
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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gallantcels seething at my goofusmaxxing
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
good gravy is funny as hell because there's no such thing as gravy that's good
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
they don't let you dry hump walls anymore
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
if it were me, i would've just kissed the pig. looked like a real cutey tbh
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
i did not expect to find out kevin o'leary was a vampire while watching marty supreme, but here we are
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
baby wipes took my shits to a whole new level. don't sleep on this, keep your butthole prim, proper, and free from chafe
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
going to watch a table tennis playing twink rizz his way through life later
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i put the office on as background noise for my pet millennial whenever i'm out of the house
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
learning to play guitar to spite my neighbor
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
whip the lambo like I whip that pussy
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
does she play classical guitar, or is she just a lesbian?
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
wearing baby hippos as boxing gloves that i'm going to use to beat up other baby hippos
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
about to physically harm this bitch
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM